FROM: Information Division
RE: The End of the World as We Know It
To Whom It May Concern: The End. The End of the World as We Know It starts at Midnight Tonight. A close. A close out sale is in progress now. Progress now. This will be followed. Followed by a clear. This will be followed by a clearance sale. We refuse. We refuse to be under. We refuse to be undersold. It has been our pleasure. It has been our pleasure serving you. For those of you checking. For those of you checking out before midnight, kindly disregard this message. Disregard this message. For those of you with continuing flights, please join. Join us. For those of you with continuing flights, please join us for Midnight Madness. Madness.
FROM: Information Division
RE: That Last Message
To Whom It May Concern: Apparently there. There were glitches. There in the last. The last message.
FROM: Information Division
RE: The Last Two Messages
To Whom It May Concern: There was only supposed to be one. One last message. One message. Only one. The person responsible has been fired.
FROM: Information Division
RE: The Last Message
To Whom It May Concern: Just to be clear, the last one was the first one.
FROM: Information Division
RE: The End of the World as We Know It Part Two
To Whom It May Concern: The End of the World as We Know It starts at Midnight Tonight. A close out sale is in progress now. This will be followed by a clearance sale. We refuse to be undersold. It has been our pleasure serving you. For those of you checking out before midnight, kindly disregard this message. For those of you with continuing flights, please join us for Midnight Madness. The deals will be fantastic.
FROM: Information Division
RE: RE: The Last Two Messages
To Whom It May Concern: Just so it is very clear. The person responsible has been fired.
FROM: Information Division
RE: RE: The Last Message
To Whom It May Concern: The operative message is The End of the World As We Know It Part Two.
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