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A LOVE HATE THING

NEXT UP FOR FAR RIGHT Girls from Brazil: The Olsen Gaede Twins will star in a remake of Fifties Television Show Make Lebensraum for Daddy [story]

Thanks to Neil Shakespeare for amoral and all too graphic support.

SEE THE LIGHT ! Sell Out, Fools!

SCREW KEVIN DRUM AND HIS RIGHTEOUS LEFTEOUS SOCIAL SERVICES:
The Heretik Just Got a Chance to Make Some Real Cash on Tour. And those hottie litle hellions Jenna and Barbara Bush are down on  him, um down with it! Oy.

TO ANYBODY WHO THOUGHT THE HERETIK HAD A CONSCIENCE:
As of today, APRIL 1, 2005, there is no doubt. No power on earth can keep The Heretik from his Escape with The Skank Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush

I think I wanna dance now!

911 CALL FOR THE APOCALYPSE

NEW FOR 1PM ESTMARCH 31, 2005

STOLEN WITH PRIDE FROM: SUSAN@SUBURBAN GUERRILLA

F. Scott Fitzgerald was right.  The rich are not like you and me.  Like Daisy in The Great Gatsby, this woman's voice is full of money. 

Right click to stay and enjoy the fun in a non lurkerly big commenting way.  Left click to here like you are going off to take a leak and not coming back

MORE END DAZE BLUES ON THE EVE OF THE APOCALYPSE

UPDATED 12PM MARCH 31, 2005

FROM JEANNE D'ARC/BODY AND SOUL: BLOGGING SCHIZOPHRENIA

I just tried to post a comment on my own site and got this message:
Your comment has not been posted because we think it might be comment spam. If you believe you have received this message in error, please contact the author of this weblog.
How the heck am I supposed to contact myself?

AND THE HERETIK SAYS: Doppleganger oy on that, Jeanne.

from ded: maybe ashcroft should lend them his draping material
White River Truck Repair and Yard Art, which conducts business in Edinburgh, Indiana, has been cited by Bartholomew County officials for obscenity. Their crime? They have concrete knock-offs of "Venus de Milo" and Michelangelo's "David" on display. These and other statues must be removed because they are considered obscene under Indiana law. Minors passing by might see them. Oh, my god. The poor minors. After everything has been going so morally well for them. Millions of people are dying in Africa because of the White House AIDS policy, thousands have died in Iraq, people want to kill judges in order to save a brain-dead woman's life, the burgers and chicken they had for lunch represent massive torture of millions of animals, the biggest thief in America, Kenneth Lay, is enjoying his freedom, and the Bush administration is conspiring to spread as many toxins in the air and water as possible.

How could anyone ruin all that morality with copies of revered art? It's hard to be a kid in Indiana.

FOOTSOLDIER FOR FREEDOM tm PAM SPAULDING OF BIG BRASS BALL REPORTS IN ON THE LATEST FRONT IN THE WAR ON EVERYTHING

TAKE IT AWAY PAMINATRIX:While I'm a firm advocate of privacy rights, leave it to the religious wingnuts to take "caution" to the next level. Satan is around the corner, and you better be ready for The Rapture. This is another "I'm not sh*tting you" post.: A Christian group is calling for a nationwide boycott against the use of radio frequency identification devices, or RFID, to track students in schools.

AgapePress recently reported on a California school that not long ago used RFID technology in a test of an experimental attendance monitoring system (see related story). While the company that introduced the system is continuing to develop and market the technology, one religious group is denouncing RFID as a dangerous herald of the advance of a demonic "new world order."

A TRUE SIGN OF THE END DAZE? OR A FALSE PROPHECY?
THE HERETIK REPORTS WITHOUT IRONY THAT THIS IS BAD, VERY BAD
Maybe not as bad as Pamela Anderson appearing straightfaced as a librarian in a FOX network show called STACKED, but bad nonetheless.

 

A Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

MUST BE A TEXAS THING

From : Kevin Drum

LET GOD SORT IT OUT....Congressman Sam Johnson explains his foreign policy views:

Speaking at a veterans’ celebration at Suncreek United Methodist Church in Allen, Texas....Johnson said he told the president that night, “Syria is the problem. Syria is where those weapons of mass destruction are, in my view. You know, I can fly an F-15, put two nukes on ‘em and I’ll make one pass. We won’t have to worry about Syria anymore.”

Yeah, I just hope we don't have to worry about you, Congressman.  Honey, have you seen the keys to the plane?

"When One with a Large Tongue in a Small Head shall speak about a metal bird and two droppings, verily the end days approach."
from Heretikus 6:12

Honey, I Think Ikea Is Having a Sale!

WHITE PEOPLE ARE FINDING IT TOUGH TO
LIVE ON A 100K A YEAR IN MANHATTAN!

From: Majikthise

Pardon me while I retch. [NYT permalink.]

Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

AND YE SHALL KNOW THE END IS NEAR
Know you this now.  When The Little Beast Shall Take the Robe of the Prophet and Profit Muchly, The End in Fire Shall Descend Upon Ye.

Heretikus 5:16

Hannidate 2005

The little guy Sean Hannity
goes big with a dating service

ONLY FOR THE RIGHT PEOPLE
WITH THE RIGHT THOUGHTS!

WHY? WHY? WHY?

BECAUSE THERE IS
NOT ENOUGH
OF THE LITTLE GUY
SEAN "INSANITY" HANNITY
TO GO AROUND

People, we got to talk about this.
No, Please No.  This is all over
Blogostan today.
MAKE IT STOP, MOMMY!
MAKE IT STOP!
 

Link: Hannity.com.

Update: Paris Hilton Hacked To Death

HILTON PHONE HACKING OVERLOADS HOLLYWOOD

Emperor, I feel a ripple in The Force.

Yes, Lord Vader, I do as well.
At least now maybe people will
stop talking about all that
DaVinci Code crap.

From TheRegistrDotCom's Lucy Sherrif:
Paris Hilton's Sidekick hacked

Paris Hilton's address book, famously kept
on a T-Mobile Sidekick, has been popping
up all over the internet after someone
managed to figure out her password.

Sure Sign of the Apocalypse

 

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