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BLOWJOBS AND BUSH 2/26/05

THE DICTATORSHIP EDITION

THE WORLD IS FAR MORE SIMPLE THAN WE
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.  GOOD AND EVIL.
WAR AND PEACE.  BLOW JOB, NO BLOW JOB.

As Suggested by the Wit and
The Wisdom of Missouri Mule here

The list grows everday.  And today?

  
Good. Peace.  Blow Job. February 2005: Bush tells Putin Return to Dictatorship in Russia Bad.

Evil. War. No Blow Job. Bush in 2000: "If this were a dictatorship, it would be a heck of a lot    easier, so long as I'm the dictator." 

AND THE CLASSICS TEACH US:

To be or not to be, that is the question.  Whether tis nobler .  . .  blah, blah, blah . . . . (Pause.  Righteous Breath.)   The Classics?  We don't need no stinking classics.   9/11 changed everything.  To be or not to be?   Maybe not.  Not so fast with any doubts now, ya, hear, good folks.  I'm a wartime president.  FDR?  He would approve of this message.  To be or not to be.  9/11 changed everything.  The only thing we have to fear is Bush itself.  Did I forget about Poland?   A dictator  9/11 changed everything. To be or not to be . . .  . the only question is who to dic and how.

as suggested by our friend at: a mockingbird's medley

More Wead Secret Bush Tapes

FROM THE TRANSCRIPTS OF THE TAPES

BUSH: And who are you again?
YUSCHENKO: Yuschenko.
BUSH: God bless you.

BUSH: iPods are the bomb!
RICE: Very much so, Mister President, sir.

QUEEN PAAOLA of BELGIUM: Girlfriend, I've got to take you shopping for clothes.
LAURA BUSH: Stick your tiara where the sun don't shine, you big Uppity Euro Beeotch!

More White House photos by Eric Draper

Say What? Blowjobs To Iraq to Iran

THE WORLD IS FAR MORE SIMPLE THAN WE
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.  GOOD AND EVIL.
WAR AND PEACE.  BLOW JOB, NO BLOW JOB.
From the Wisdom of Missouri Mule here

The list grows everday.  And today?

Good.  Peace.  Blow Job.  Some Iraqis.


Evil. War. No Blow Job.  Some other Iraqis.
From Peter of Lonetree

Good.  Peace Blow Job.  Some Iraqis. "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous," Bush said.


Evil. War. No Blow Job.  Some other Iraqis.  "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous," Bush said. "And having    said that, all options are on the table."

Say What?

THE WORLD IS FAR MORE SIMPLE THAN WE
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.  GOOD AND EVIL.
WAR AND PEACE.  BLOW JOB, NO BLOW JOB.
From the Wisdom of Missouri Mule here


Good.  Peace.  Blow Job.


Evil. War. No Blow Job.

In these difficult times,The Heretik
hopes all men and women will find
a reason to smile tonight.
And tomorrow as well.

Amazombie Faces Uphill Battle

Related News found here: Majikthise.

Bush Admits More Drug Use

FEBRUARY 22, 2005 AT 9:00 PM EST

BUSH ADMITS MORE RECENT DRUG USE

Steroid Use May Explain Election Results,
Kerry Will Not Challenge

George W. Bush may ask for national TV time to address nation.  "A president has to be strong to fight and win these battles," a top Republican aide and personal trainer taunted.  "We're not apologizing for anything."  A White House insider declared, "This issue has been previously addressed.  We have moved on."  A reporter at the White House morning  press gaggle said, "We pressed them on this.  We did get more information on this."  Asked what more information would be revealed by the White House, the pool reporter said,  "Kerry is a douchebag, worse than Dukakis."

FBI LAUNCHES PROBE
Should Reach Mars 2006,
Plame Case by 2009

A spokesman from United States Attorney General Alberto Gonzales would not confirm a probe had been launched or where,  "We have a lot of other issues we need to avoid before we avoid that one."

WHITE HOUSE DENIES REPORTS
Will Not Kill AARP Geezers for Now,
Refuses to Limit Options

Top Republican admits,"This AARP thing could be trouble."  Karl Rove was unavailable for comment.  "That's not his style.  He will neither confirm nor deny his involvement." Asked what that meant for grandparents, the Republican source declared, "You know Rove.  He's not one to forget who his enemies are.  If I were over seventy years old, I'd be worried. "

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NYC Seeks To Trademark New Slogan: Suburb of Hell

NOTE TO HERETIK'S
RESEARCH ASSISTANT:
If NYC does go with New York City:Suburb of Hell Slogan (tm),
make sure our hellish lawyers negtotiate the best royalties.
There are plenty of them around in hell already, so we don't
need to pay them anymore than they are already getting

NYC Seeks to Trademark a New Slogan

The Associated Press
Thursday, February 17, 2005; 5:58 AM

NEW YORK - Forget "The Big Apple." New York now wants to be known as "The World's Second Home."

The city has filed an application to trademark the slogan, "The World's Second Home," giving the city exclusive rights to use it to promote business and tourism

From: NYC Seeks to Trademark a New Slogan (washingtonpost.com).

Pissed Off Patricia at Blondesense has another take on this

 

Alberto Gonzales, Toilet Paper, and the Constitution

Worried about Spocko losing out here?  Heart Spocko here.

Free Alberto Gonzales

Snark Attacks Defenseless Bush on the Couch

From Wonkette to the source: PERRspectives Blog

Bush on the Couch: Sooner or later, every president is the subject of a "psycho-history." These works usually claim to explain the policies, behavior and even mannerisms of the occupant of the Oval Office based on a pseudo-psychological examination dating back to his childhood. Now, it's George W. Bush's turn on the couch."

Click through to the next page for analysis by one sympathetic to all possessed by demons and other maladies of the mind: The Heretik.