AGIT PROP (che) APES THE WORLD!
AGIT PROP HAS RECENTLY REVEALED HIS TRUE RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS:
He is some sort of quasi-agnostic deist
Since The Heretik has been condemned to be some sort of unlucky in love, I was hoping my some sort of quasi friend could help me out with getting a quasi-question to the quasi agnostic advisor in love. Here is my question:
DEAR QUASI AGNOSTIC DEIST tm:
Some days I think I am some kind of Quasi Modo TM, a genuinely politically incorrect hunchback in the straight up world of love. Do you have my back on this as it were? And why do people say as it were?
My problem is I am in love with Maureen Dowd. Look, deist or agnostic, I am not one of those late night wankers from Penistan thats jacks off my comments one at at time to Atrios. I have a life, but it is incomplete with out the mouth they call MoDo. I would never objectify a woman (or if I did I would not admit it), but there is someting about that MoDo mouth, the way the words come out of it and are left on the page. . . . *sigh* . . . I know there are tons of women bloggers, some of them even "serious."
All of these women bloggers are nice, really nice. Oy. None of them will do, at least not the way I would like to be done.
On top of all this,I realize I may have some legal problems with Maureen Dowd. With all your wisdom as as a quasi-agnostic deist, do you tnink a Quasi MoDO and and a real MoDo Can Get Along, if you know what I mean?
Any help you can offer would be appreciated. Thank you.
The Heretik
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