Satan's Team Goes Down in Flames

THERE'S A REASON THEY'RE CALLED THE RED SOX
This year the baseball season will seem like more than an eternity for Satan's Team TM.  There is no hope for the ugliest team in baseball.  They will not have another chance to win another World Series, not even in another eighty six years.  WORD FROM SATAN : You and your hot bats will burn in hell for all time.

OUR BIG JOHNSON DRAINED THEIR WELLS
APRIL 3, 2OO5: DAMNED YANKEES 9,  EVEN MORE DAMNED RED SOX 2

AS NOTED BY MICHELE@ A SMALL VICTORY:Well, that was a very satisfying way to start the season.