TOMORROW'S KAFKA TODAY

THE FUTURE IS ALREADY HERE.  Wise up, amerikans. [story]

Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger showed up to his Brentwood neighborhood polling station today to cast his ballot in the special election — and was told he had already voted.

YOUR FRIEND FRANZ K tracked the twisted path of your twisted “voting” irregularities where a Diebold “employee” voted for the steroid improved Austrian Arnold on October 25.  Airbrushed Arnold was allowed to “vote” again.  No word on how many times the Diebold “employee” voted or what “votes” count.

THE AMERIKAN ARNOLD who would run for President if you would change that silly Twentyfifth Amendment to your Konstitution probably went home to his painfully thin wife Maria Shriver who most likely watched him eat.

BE ASSURED your vote is “secured”. Diebold is working to make sure you don’t “see” such problems again. 

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[blogenfreude]

Here in NYC, I voted right when I voted. With machines from the early 60s, I'm lucky I voted at all...