THE BIDEN 2005

OWNER'S MANUAL Your Biden 2005 should give you long years of service and enjoyment if you follow these simple tips!  Do not be surprised if your Biden 2005 seems stiff and unresponsive.  Before use, read all the instructions.  Lube your Biden gently with small campaign donations at first.  You willl be surprised how quickly the Biden will respond. 

OCCASIONALLY IT MAY SEEM your Biden doesn't act like the Senator you bought.  Do not be alarmed.  Part of the design of the 2005 is that it remain silent for long periods of time.  We added this "thoughtful" module for contentious times like the debate on the war in Iraq.  When the time is right and the moment is safe, switch your BIden to "Leader Mode" and your Biden will speak out strongly.  The fence your Biden may sit on until that crucial moment is available at a small charge, recurring monthly. 

WE HOPE YOU ENJOY your Biden 2005 for many years to come.

OTHER RECOMMENDED NEW MODELS FOR 2006 SOON
Eleanor Clift Withdrawing or Redeploying?  The Heretik notes it won't just be Biden who takes a remodel on Iraq. He may just be the worst of the lot.  Jamie Glanz in The NY Times: Saving Face and How to Say Farewell.  The Heretik believe it is time for facing facts.

YEAH, WHAT HE SAID [AFP] "Senator Biden Adopts Key Portions Of Administration's Plan For Victory In Iraq," McClellan said the Bush administration welcomed Biden's voice in the debate.
"Today, Senator Biden described a plan remarkably similar to the administration's plan to fight and win the war on terror," the spokesman went on to say.
He added that as Iraqi security forces gain strength and experience, "we can lessen our troop presence in the country without losing our capability to effectively defeat the terrorists."
McClellan said the White House now saw "a strong consensus" building in Washington in favor of Bush's strategy in Iraq.

NOW THE HERETIK SEES the policy model is in place. The question now is who will have their name on a policy tomorrow that nobody wanted to touch two weeks ago.

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Comments

[KathyF]

I'd like the name of Biden's orthodontist.

You've outdone yourself, Joe.

[jillian]

Chicklets teeth are terrifying.

[Gotham Image]

Imagine you are Bill Oy' Reilly!

Now, Cheneymammon comes into your green room and asks you how to deal with SpentBiden.

What do you do?

Cheneymamon - part Mammon, part Agememnon imitator is now resting in the House of Bush

The truth is that SpentBiden is not too bright - he is not stupid, but just average - as such he is always looking for the establishment types, from CFR and such, for guidence.

[Pepper]

Ah, but you forgot Biden 2004, who was officially marketed as Gephardt 2004 - the populist touch has been wiped clean in the newer model.