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NEWS WITH OOZE tm plus DUM DEM OF THE DAY Why New Mex Gov Bill Richardson won't get drafted for Prez And "Muslims" Amok. And don't miss The Doughboy rising.

NOT A MINOR league problem.  Pols like Richardson strike out with voters whenever they lie, whether is is about a baseball past or something more base. Captain Ed's surprise:  Balk. It's so Clinton.  More Moderate:  Might be passed ball.  Jazz riff and parody.  Oy, says The Heretik: Richardson Dem and Dum and full of um, I may have misspoke.

"MUSLIMS" RANSACK STORE  Oh (or is it oy?) reports say "suspected Muslims."  Suspects dressed like Muslims whom some Muslims don't think of as Muslims. Oy.

DOUGHBOY RISING Son of partisan hack hacks away at RINOS and DINOS.  Oh, no.  Is nuance making a comeback?  Will the son ever rise on the problem of nepotism?  Or will there just be more rolling in the dough, predictably to the right?  Somebody say Oy.  Oy. 

MORE SLIME IN ITS TIME 

A LATE Happy Thanksgiving!  Thanks for the turkey you served so generously.

Comments

[catherine]

Which one is the turkey?

[isabelita]

Dick Cheney is lurking out of sight, waiting for his chance to bite the turkey's head off and suck out its bodily fluids, then fuck the neck hole.