HECKUVA A SHIRT, BROWNIE

IF LOOKS COULD KILL maybe they will. Brownie sinks further into the mud.  Heckuva job. [story]

The correspondence that surfaced yesterday reads like an "SNL" skit. Brownie e-mailing his spokeswoman Sharon Worthy, days before Katrina crashed into Louisiana and Mississippi: "Tie or not for tonight? Button-down blue shirt?"
Days later, after Brownie was reckless enough to appear alongside Bush in a long-sleeved white shirt, came this urgent advice from Worthy: "Please roll up the sleeves of your shirt, all shirts. Even the president rolled his sleeves to just below the elbow. In this [crisis] and on TV you just need to look more hard-working."
Look more hard-working. Key word: look. Forget results. It's all about image.

LOOKS MORE like another disaster for the man who put Brown in his place: George Bush.  Potemkin shirts available in size XXXXXL, pre-rolled up sleeves only.

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[Paul Hooson]

The Crazy World Of Michael Brown

FEMA(To the tune of "Fire" by The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown)

I Am A Fashion God. And I bring you...FEMA.

FEMA. I Take You To Drown.

FEMA. I Take You To Drown .

You Say You Need Help. But Oh No. Oh No.

You're Gonna Drown.

FEMA. I Take You To Drown.

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