LET IT SPIN AT LEFTY'S LOUNGE

THE HERETIK'S HEAD SPUN OFF TODAY trying to keep up with the latest news. Now it is time for a few drinks and links.

HERE ARE A FEW to think about . . . Thou shalt not blog . . . Dear Libby . . . what's that smell? . . . let me check The Thesauraus . . . WTF? 

IN RESPONSE TO DEMAND, find  Jesus or your god HERE.  Take the TEST.

LEAVE A LINK and have a drink. Blog Olympics to follow

Comments

[Shakespeare's Sister]

I can't find Jesus, no matter how hard I try.

Just give me an amaretto.

[The Heretik]

A double then for you.

[Lauren]

Can't find Jesus? I can't find my keys.

[Mustang Bobby]

"If I Only Had A Brain..."

[RJ Eskow]

Sis, I can't find Jesus either. But you should stop showing such obscene pictures.

[PoliShifter]

A True American Hero: Patrick Fitzgerald

[The Heretik]

A, it's 'official'. Rove is 'Official A"

[RJ Eskow]

Oh, and here's my link, in honor of The Onion being targeted by the White House for using the Presidential Seal.

[Mimus Pauly]

I know it's not karaoke night, Heretik, but I just can't help myslef -- this one goes out to the man in his fifties who still answers to "Scooter":

I got a case, ain't got no alibi,
I got a boss who holds a grudge,
I got a deeply-seated need to lie,
And I gotta speak before a judge.

Will I go 'round in circles?
Will I sing out like a pigeon on a stool?
Will I go 'round in circles?
Will I sing out like a pigeon on a stool?

I got a view, ain't got no morals,
And there ain't no reason for my rhyme.
I got some blood upon my laurels
'Cause I help the bad guys win each time.

Will I go 'round in circles?
Will I sing out like a pigeon on a stool?
Will I go 'round in circles?
Will I sing out like a pigeon on a stool?

I got a song and dance I count upon,
And I'm hopin' for real they won't let me down.
I done some things most people frown upon,
And they just might land me in the pound.

Will I go 'round in circles?
Will I sing out like a pigeon on a stool?
Will I go 'round in circles?
Will I sing out like a pigeon on a stool?

Thank you, thank you...

[Shakespeare's Sister]

*applause*

[Mimus Pauly]

awww, wasn't nothin'...

*blush*

[Night Bird]

I took the test, Heretik. I got Humanistic.