IN VAGINASTAN TODAY

Kos, the recently and freely elected King of Penistan, only has the most kindly thoughts for the tribe of Uteri. While the Uteri may think themselves proud citizens of an indepedent Vaginastan, kindly King Kos knows you are but the misguided children of a province of a greater Penistan. All praise to mighty Kos as he swings heaven's hammer.

With the power of right given to “the left,” kindly and all knowing King Kos shall take heaven’s hammer and a mighty big tent erect with his most excellent exertions.  Many a pole will hold up this great tent for all of Penistan to take comfort in, both the Uteri and the Peni.  But some of the poles should be acknowledged by all as larger and more important than others.

OTHER VOICES IN THIS STORY
[Someone Not to Be Confused with Stalin] [Just a Girl] [Insists on Being Labeled a Uteri] [The Tao of Daou] [Some Chick] [One of "Them"]

Comments

[Lauren]

Children's Stories for Women.

First belly laugh of the day.

[Shakespeare's Sister]

Oh my good lord in heaven - LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

[media girl]

Props to The Heretik! I never realized we were living in a children's fantasy novel!

[Karen M]

Heh heh heh heh heh Thanks for the morning brightener...what a great "children's" story! I got here from Shakespeare's Sister, and I'm glad I did.

[dread pirate roberts]

the heretik strikes again!!!! and with deadly accuracy. nice links too.

[Marisacat]

FANTASTIC!!

From this long time poster at DKos (since Nov 2002) now banned (for inquiring if a shit kicker who hurls "traitor" at Democrats, democrats and lefties, is a staffer in the Schumer office... ;) this blog post does my heart good.

Kos has long been party muscle. Tired bloated muscle it is true... and helium lifted... but muscle.

ENOUGH!

[Jennifer]

F-a-b-u-l-o-u-s. Maybe laughter really is the best medicine. Props and more props to The Heretik.

[Red State Blues]

Spot on, as always, Heretik. Stories from Vaginastan. He he he.

[Pam's House Blend]

Hey Heretik...love that subtle approach, babe. I linked back.

[media girl]

You must see Escape from Penistan by TrueBlueDem!

[Kate Stone]

Wonderful piece. KOS needs pricking, as it were.

[Rana]

Eeehee hee hee hee! :)

[LayedBackGuy]

Bwaa Ha Ha!
..and the mighty Kos rolled over and went to sleep...

[catherine]

Kos who? After Adgate, I deblogrolled him and haven't looked back since. Wonderful work and great feakin' laugh for today.

[Diane]

No one is ever the freely elected king of Penistan. Actually, it's a lot like Florida.

[Sticker-shock.org]

Ah, humor! In this dark world, trapped in a monstrous pile of Republican shit, a shining star of humor to light the way of the Peni and Uteri, and lead them to a land of green rolling hills under a swift sunrise. One day, the Darkness shall lift and the servants of evil be turned to nothingness!

[Roxanne]

Outstanding.

[bellatrys]

Damn, you got *banned*, Marisacat? There was quite the little orgy of Party purging going on there for a while, wasn't there. Must've brought tears to the eyes of the shades of Kerensky and Trotsky...

[Elayne Riggs]

Kinda in-jokey. Actually the more everyone talks about Kos (rather than just delinking him) the more attention he gets and, thus, the more popular he becomes. Let's just all ignore him and talk you up instead, Joe... would seem more productive...

[Damien]

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[Cheap New Era Hats]

thanks nice post,and thanks sharing!!!!