CHRISTOPHER WALKEN MAY OR MAY NOT BE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES After we have had a president with no character in the present, why not a candidate with many characters in his past? Why not Walken?
THE UNITED STATES DID NOT ELECT the frat boy, coke head Bush. People voted for Bush the reformed drunk who wants to reform all your social security away. The people did not elect Bush the boy who stuffs his pockets with cash as he tells you to stuff it. The people voted for Bush because they think he likes to do stuff like clear brush in the hundred degree heat of Texas. Bush is a good guy to have a beer with, even though he isn’t drinking anymore.
BUSH WON THE PRESIDENCY ON CHARACTER, because he made security moms feel safe and Nascar dads feel swift. It’s hard work worth a five week vacation that is positively French in length. That doesn’t include all the other time Bush has taken off, even more than Reagan. Soon these golden, lazy days will be over.
WE WILL NEED A NEW CHARACTER for President. Any number of Christopher Walken’s movie characters should scare the world and continue American dominance. Walken is also an experienced song and dance man who should look good playing the most powerful man in the world. He is doing it right now in that Wedding Crashers movie. But that would be too easy.
VOTE NOW. This WOMAN plus this MEDIA STAR have ALREADY VOTED for which Walken character would make the best president! How do you vote?
THE HERETIK STEALS SOME OF HIS BEST IDEAS FROM: [ROOK'S RANT] Please note this election may be stolen at anytime. Votes may not apply in Ohio.
There are so many great characters to choose from. There's the sharp dancer from the Fatboy Slim video, the psycho who wants to veer his car into oncoming traffic, and the producer from the SNL sketch about "more cowbell". And, I can't forget his role in Pulp Fiction about the special watch.
In all honesty, Walken sounds more promising than any other political characters whose names have been floating around for 2008.
Posted by: Agi T. Prop | August 15, 2005 at 10:12 AM
The site is a hoax. I spoke to Maura Buxbaum at ID PR, Walken's publicist. She said that Walken "has no aspirations for public office."
http://www.rizzn.com/2005/08/walken-for-president-2008-is-confirmed.asp
Posted by: Mark Hopkins | August 15, 2005 at 01:23 PM
Nevertheless, I'm digging the Walken/Heretik '08 ticket.
Posted by: ThomH | August 15, 2005 at 03:46 PM
I think it would be cool to have the Continental Man as president.
Posted by: Donna | August 15, 2005 at 06:16 PM
Well, we saw what a third rate B actor could do in the White House. Bedtime for Bonzo's Ronald Reagan, who personified in his acting career (not to mention his presidency) everything the Conservatives represent, lots of flash and show with no real ability and no depth.
In this regard Christopher Walken is the complete antithesis of Reagan. It would be nice to see what somebody who can really act would do in the White House.
Posted by: Aaron | August 15, 2005 at 11:24 PM