THE LEADER IS LEAVING AMERICA’S ETERNAL CITY The Die Is Cast His Armies Have Crossed the Hudson and He Marches Now In Search of Further Conquest in the Outer Provinces of America. Rudolph Giuliani has announced he is running for President of the United States of America.
Giuliani would be Our Leader now, the One for All the People. If you haven’t heard Giuliani’s official announcement yet, that is because the NEW MILLIONAIRE is declaring his intention the old fashioned way, with a whisper and a new and very friendly BIOGRAPHY. Biography is the way people of the present endeavor to control memory of the past so a greater future may be realized for all, mostly in the success of the biography’s subject.
I come not to praise the New American Caesar, but to bury him. Or should I say I come to bury another SEED to compete in the fertile ground with the new planting of the Giuliani image in the American mind?
The PRINCE of the City has been called a HERO before, mostly for his actions in such stark contrast to a LESSER light The Prince led as our PRESIDENT FLED. But our NATIONAL DISASTER was the best thing that happened to our new would be Leader.
His NOBILITY now could hide some common flaws. The Prince was going to lose to a PRINCESS in palace battle for a Senate Seat. The Prince suffered stress physical with prostate cancer and inflicted stress emotional of his then wife in a messy public divorce. The Prince will need more biography and more praise for people to forget ONE or TWO tales that paint him in not so heavenly light. The Prince cleaned up the modern day SODOM. Whether he cleans up further may require more than a new fanciful biography.
Apparently Rudy was in London during the attacks. He was not injured and didn't pitch in to help, but he was supposedly doing a lot of press about how he was there (?in furtherance of his run for office?)
Posted by: Ol Cranky | July 10, 2005 at 01:09 PM
Don't you find it odd that both Bush and Guiliani--two figures with a strong relationship to 9/11--were present in the country that was attacked?
Posted by: Agitprop | July 10, 2005 at 03:01 PM
Agitprop,
It's odd, yes. I think thats where that ends though.
Posted by: Peter Parker | July 10, 2005 at 06:34 PM
Brilliant graphic, 'Tik.
Is it just me or do we never see the G-Man in the sunlight anymore? Just askin'
Posted by: handdrummer | July 11, 2005 at 11:39 PM