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What I Read in the Waiting Room of Hell

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July 02, 2005

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Lance Mannion

Howie! No, no, no, don't bother to shake hands.

Howard Hughes

I wouldn't touch you with a ten-foot airplane wing. I've heard about your reputation, Mannion.

Lance Mannion

Cops are always watching the front door, Lefty.

Jeff G

Don't go in the press pool up on the roof.

Michael Jackson

The cops? That's my fault, sorry. They like to follow me around.

A Tom Collins for me, and a double scotch for my friend Joey. No, he's of age. He's a...midget.

Bubbles will have a banana daiquiri.

Lance Mannion

Howie, you hear about Martians landing and little men spying on you while you're eating. You hear angels singing and devils plotting and the voice of your dear, departed mother telling you to remember to brush your teeth, advice you ignore I might add.

Condi Rice

I certainly hope you are not impugning Howard's hygiene. Or my integrity.

Kate Hepburn

Howard, you don't have a wing or prayer.

Lance Mannion

What you hear and what there is to hear are two separate and often mutually exclusive things, Howie. So can't trust what you hear about me.

Howard Hughes

Kiss me, Kate.

Shakespeare's Sister

Oh, hi, Lance. I didn't see you come in. How are you this evening?

Lance Mannion

Especially if you're hearing it from small, dark, chainsmoking Hoosiers of the female persuasion.

Shakespeare's Sister

Who let Hughes in? He's a douchebag.

The Heretik

Mannion, how does your blog look? Certain parts captured by giants last night by Typepad?

Lance Mannion

Avast there, Sis. How's it going?

Shakespeare's Sister

Oh real nice. I tag a guy with the most awesome meme on the internets and he goes around intimating that I'm telling secrets to the lunatic fringe.

Lance Mannion

Heretik, It looked very strange, and differnt kinds of strange depending on which browser you looked at it with.

Shakespeare's Sister

L, I couldn't read your posts, because the sidebar was semi-covering them. I had to copy and paste into Word to read.

Lance Mannion

Sis, you're assuming you're the only small, dark chain smoking Hoosier of the female persuasion I know.

Lance Mannion

I followed some instructions the Typepad folks sent, after I talked to their customer service rep and her supervisor, and the sidebar is looking better.

Shakespeare's Sister

Well, I'm the only Hoosier with internet access and not too preoccupied with meth or corn to meet someone such as yourself, so it was a safe bet.

Lance Mannion

Sis, you left out basketball and auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Shakespeare's Sister

Lance, you're assuming I'm not preoccupied with basketball and auto-erotic asphyxiation.

Mannion

And hogs. Can't forget hogs.

Mannion

Wow, Sis, that's very sexy.

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