SCOTTIE GOES JOB HUNTING
QUESTION OF THE DAY: What Should White House Press Secretary Propaganda Chief Scottie McClellan's New Job Be?
Here are some reviews of Scottie's last gig yesterday from . . .SEETHING IN THE WILDERNESS . . . . DAILY PEPPER . . . RISING HEGEMON . . . . THOUGHTS OF A WAY ABOVE AVERAGE WOMAN . . .
HELP THE HERETIK HELP SCOTTIE. Suggest a new job today.
Fox News reporter? No wait, Novak's personal assistant? Hmm....how about receptionist at the gates of hell...
Posted by: Sarah | July 12, 2005 at 11:02 AM
Lobbyist for the Waste Management Industry.
Posted by: No More Mr. Nice Guy | July 12, 2005 at 11:05 AM
I'll hire him to come pooper-scoop my backyard. Looks like he'll be available soon.
Posted by: Pam's House Blend | July 12, 2005 at 11:23 AM
Private first class?
Posted by: pat | July 12, 2005 at 01:21 PM
Heretik,
Scott can join the Cabinet...of hounds and take care of Dubya's Scottie.
you know me and ???'s so...
Here are a couple questions I've yet to hear anyone ask, but which seems fairly glaring to me...
If Judith Miller's source was also Karl Rove, she hardly had a reason to withhold his name since it had already been divulged...
So, who is the second WH source that Judith Miller is protecting?
And also, I can't help but wonder if Valerie Plame's name was one of the 10 operatives that Bolton requested the names of while Undersecretary for Arms Control... the names the WH wouldn't release to the Senate Foreign Relations Committee during the confirmation hearings....
Posted by: Night Bird | July 12, 2005 at 01:34 PM
If Judith Miller's source was also Karl Rove, she hardly had a reason to withhold his name since it had already been divulged...
So, who is the second WH source that Judith Miller is protecting?
Could it be...Dick Cheney?
As for Scottie, he and Baghdad Bob should get a talk show on Fox.
Posted by: Agitprop | July 12, 2005 at 01:43 PM
Night Bird, your mind and mine are on the same track. I too have to wonder if perhaps Bolton's name is in this mess. He didn't like not getting the intel he wanted and Joe Wilson didn't bring back the info they needed to prove their yellow cake story. And that perhaps is why the white house won't release all the papers on Bolton that the Senators want. Maybe one day the pieces of the puzzle will all fit together.
Look at the comment Scotty made about Rove not being involved in the Plame case, back in 2003. He mentions two other people. If Rove was involved, perhaps the other two were as well. The other two were Elliot Abrams and Scooter Libby.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | July 12, 2005 at 02:01 PM
I think Scott would make an excellent greeter at Wal-Mart. He knows how to smile and he knows how to say what he's been told to say. Plus he'd look great in red.
Posted by: Kate | July 12, 2005 at 02:13 PM
Getting Rove behind bars would be good. But this is now right back to the Watergate question: what did the President know, and when did he know it? Did Rove act alone, or was he part of a criminal conspiracy, and if so, who was in it? We know there was a group organizing the response to Wilson; was this action known to everyone in the group ?
Was it known to Cheney ?
Did anyone tell W what was going on ?
Posted by: Night Bird | July 12, 2005 at 02:42 PM
Minister of Spankees. We test out paddles on his behind, and rate them on a scale of 1 - 10 depending on how loudly he yelps.
Posted by: Sheelzebub | July 12, 2005 at 02:43 PM
I'll settle for "unemployed".
Posted by: Richard Cranium | July 12, 2005 at 05:08 PM
"Now, Scott, when they've finished washing their hands, you hand them the towel."
Posted by: Mentis Fugit | July 12, 2005 at 05:39 PM
I'm sure he'd make a wonderful cage boy at a local S&M club...
Posted by: watertiger | July 12, 2005 at 06:49 PM
I understand Jeff Gannon/Guckert has an opening available...
Posted by: Scott1960 | July 13, 2005 at 12:49 PM