GET SOMEBODY ELSE'S FREAK ON TONIGHT AT LEFTY'S LOUNGE. Grab your links and down those drinks. It's hard work! The Heretik will be joining our Boy President for his month long vacation in Crawford, Texas but before he goes he sees . . . .if they DRINK over there . ..we need some TUNES . . .JOIN in the cause . . FACE OFF. . . on MOTHERS. . . .super JUSTICE . . imagine PEACE. . . . . .REMEMBER . . . . . . oh, OUR WORD . . . . . .and the CARNIVAL is still burning up the town and don't FORGET. . . . . .support THE ELEPHANT
MORE TO FOLLOW . . .
Enjoy our cheery chum with all our chums. Be ready for the shark feeding contest in the Bay of Confusion. LEFTY LOUISE is serving up all your drinks and Betty Blogger is putting the whole check on her tab so drink and comment freely.
Sweet!
Posted by: Napoleon Dynamite | July 29, 2005 at 05:30 PM
Good evening Lefty Louise. I would love a nice cold pale ale if you have one.
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 05:32 PM
You want sweet? Goons of Hazzard!
Posted by: The Heretik | July 29, 2005 at 05:33 PM
Yo bartender! I need me a vodka gimlet and a couple of aspirin. Stat!
Posted by: Lauren | July 29, 2005 at 05:34 PM
Gimlet and aspirin. How was the birthday festival? Did you find a nice wrapper for your present? Stat! Ale for Agi.
Posted by: The Heretik | July 29, 2005 at 05:38 PM
Oh dear, those goons...that's why I formed The Agitprop Information Awareness Office. So we can keep track of all the deeds and misdeeds of dem goons. Like Dick the Dick Cheney who wants to nuke dem mullahs (moolahs)
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 05:38 PM
Sure did, and the best birthday present ever.
But next time, bartender, cut it out with the Stoli and hook me up with Grey Goose. Do I have to pay more for top shelf? *say no! say no!*
Posted by: Lauren | July 29, 2005 at 05:41 PM
Did anyone hear that Miss Condi was named #1 most powerful woman in the world. So says Forbes magazine...
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 05:43 PM
Damn damn damn. Woulda loved to be there, but it's no play and all work this weekend. Down a cold one for me.
—Ellen (head broad at The Broad View and co-change agent at BE for Change)
Posted by: Ellen Dana Nagler | July 29, 2005 at 05:45 PM
Agitprop,
I saw that, too. I figured Paris Hilton was more powerful, but then again, what do I know.
Posted by: john @ blogenlust | July 29, 2005 at 05:47 PM
*No, no, no . . .* But yes you can have what the Boy President would call the topperest shelf, Lauren. New meaning for the burning desire of Laura Bush
Posted by: Lefty Louise | July 29, 2005 at 05:47 PM
Power? I wish I had the power to get rid of this guy!
Posted by: Condi R | July 29, 2005 at 05:50 PM
John, Paris Hilton is a good choice. But thankfully Condi doesn't have any sex tapes. I would avoid those like the plague.
Lefty, Great Laura Bush pic. She really does look stoned. I have a similiar pic of...
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 05:51 PM
Jesus, did you have to go with the Condi sex tapes reference on a Friday night???
My weekend is ruined.
:)
Posted by: john @ blogenlust | July 29, 2005 at 05:55 PM
Running out for ice. For now, enjoy the movie Ice, my world is controlled by a failing ice machine on the busiest night of the week. Oy.
Posted by: The Heretik | July 29, 2005 at 05:56 PM
I always thought John Bolton was the walrus.
Hey John, off topic here...you used to live in SF right? I'm going there next month. Any suggestions on cool clubs/bars/places to hang/things to see?
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 05:58 PM
Good Evening all. I would love a margarita on the rocks with salt. Agi, if you are coming to SF -- call me. I can show your around and/or make suggestions.
Posted by: Catherine | July 29, 2005 at 06:06 PM
Evening everyone. I'll be having a gin and tonic, light on the tonic.
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte | July 29, 2005 at 06:10 PM
After hearing Rick Santorum's thoughts on birth control, toss a few hormones in there. Just to piss him off.
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte | July 29, 2005 at 06:15 PM
Birth control harms women? No. Birth control harms the poor little sperm. That's why men like Ricky Boy make a big deal about it. That, and, he is reading his Roman Catholic Catechism everyday. Pretty soon he'll be advocating the sympto-thermal rhythm method. I actually learned that method in Catholic High School—-ha!
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 06:21 PM
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irate.
Posted by: The Heretik | July 29, 2005 at 06:40 PM
I am worth more than forty goats
Posted by: Lefty Louise | July 29, 2005 at 06:43 PM
Ah-ha, the iceman returneth
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 06:45 PM
Thanks Catherine. I'll let you know.
Posted by: Agitprop | July 29, 2005 at 06:46 PM
No worries -- or pressure. I am finally leaving work for the week! Woo Hoo. TTYL.
Posted by: Catherine | July 29, 2005 at 06:49 PM