BUSH TWINS TO CONTRIBUTE TO WAR EFFORT Enlist To Drink Until Mission Accomplished in Iraq. “Like our dad said,” First Twin Barbara Bush said. “The war is hard work.”
“So we will do some hard drinking,” added Jenna Bush. “We want to do our share in Iraq and more,” said Barbara Bush. “So we will drink our share in Iraq and more,” added First Twin Jenna Bush. “We are going to start making a contribution right now,” announced Barbara Bush. “Yes, we are going to start drinking right now,” added First Twin Jenna Bush.
Asked who would pay the tab in Iraq, Barbara Bush paused, before admitting, “Probably the Iraqis.” First Twin Jenna Bush added, “One thing is for sure, dude. We have never paid for anything. So I’m pretty sure it won’t be us.”
Too much. Hilarious.
Posted by: Kate | July 17, 2005 at 08:30 AM
HA!HA! *L*!
Posted by: Chuck Ismyname | July 17, 2005 at 09:00 AM
I just peed my pants
Posted by: Ol Cranky | July 17, 2005 at 09:11 AM
I like totally want to party with those girls. Jenna could like so drink me under the table man.
Posted by: Agitprop | July 17, 2005 at 09:26 AM
LMFAO!
Y'know, after what the righties did to Chelsea, and considering the twins undertook active roles in the Bush campaign voluntarily (and, in Jenna's case, rudely), they are, to use Karl Rove's über-patriotic phrase, "fair game."
I just have one question: how did you learn not-Jenna's given name? :)
Posted by: Steve Bates | July 17, 2005 at 09:28 AM
Oh that's rich. These gals will be doing lap dances for dollars soon.
Posted by: pamindurham | July 17, 2005 at 09:45 AM
What, you expect people who ostensibly (and apparently drink-sodden-ly) support the war to fight?
What twisted liberal education warped your broken mind?
That's what I ask!
Posted by: Peter Parker | July 17, 2005 at 10:09 AM
I'm in favor of it - if they're drinking over there, then they won't be drinking over here.
Posted by: Eli | July 17, 2005 at 10:17 AM
... if they're drinking over there, then they won't be drinking over here. - Eli
That's known as the "bar-fly-paper" theory, right?
Posted by: Steve Bates | July 17, 2005 at 11:10 AM
Bar-fly paper? I think I may do something barfly all over my Sunday paper. ROFLMAO
Posted by: The Heretik | July 17, 2005 at 11:20 AM
Morning All, or should I say Good Afternoon,
so...Heretik, while you are barflying all over the Sunday papers...I laughed over this...
The name Frist is derived from an archaic German word meaning "sap-sucking bastard who can't get laid."
Posted by: Night Bird | July 17, 2005 at 11:34 AM
party time in Iraq! what a concept
Hilarious job, Joe
Posted by: Liz Smith- Blondesense | July 17, 2005 at 12:27 PM
Hell yes, drankin' and dancin' should be mandatory in the war on terrorism! Oy
Screw that freedom and democracy crap. Drinking water and electricity?, who needs it!. Fashion and cocktails, now we're taking.
Posted by: Missouri Mule | July 17, 2005 at 12:45 PM
I just can't believe they have so much time to drink with the jobs they touted during the election. Oh right, I forgot, they didn't actually get jobs, it was all part of winning the election. I need to go scream. A lot.
But before I do... Heretik, you rock!
Posted by: amy | July 17, 2005 at 03:42 PM
Details from the Washington Times on the twins deployment is available at
http://whpsocal.blogspot.com/2005/07/second-front-heretik-has-goods-and.html
This photo is priceless.
If Operation Yellow Elephant doesn't take off after this news, then I guess Republicans aren't for the war after all.
Posted by: Randy Bull | July 17, 2005 at 05:48 PM
Jeez! Jenna looks Just Like Daddy in that pic.
Posted by: Scorpio | July 19, 2005 at 06:29 PM
Bar-fly?
As the First Twins says, "Let the barf lie where it may."
RDM
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