MATT "BLUTO" COOPER BREAKS DOUBLE SUPER SECRECY Reveals Rove as Source in Valerie Plame Leak White House Propaganda Chief Press Pool Boy Secretary Scott McLellan Should Be Ready for Another Dunking Round of Questions from Newly Courageous Heroes Former Weenies in the Press Pool Today Forever and Ever. Widely reviled respected, McLellan also can expect more supplicant bowing bites and bleeding from the sympathetic savage former weenies who let him lie righteous searchers for truth sitting before him throwing things at him.
George Bush will now stick it to bravely stick by his friend Rove, forever remembered as the Boy Genius Big Fat Liar who helped Bush win steal the last two Presidential elections. Look for Bush to defend his friend Rove daily hide out from the press until the end of his term scheduled to end in 2008 he resigns.
[THE ROVE WAIVER] [COOPER SELF CONGRATULATION]
so basically, if Cooper learned his source fed him inaccurate information that lead to some devastating consequence he'd still protect that source from facing charges even though he was played for a patsy to be an agent of that crime if the source didn't give Cooper permission to supply info that would lead to the source facing punishment? Cooper just made the key argument against a reporter shield law.
Posted by: Ol Cranky | July 14, 2005 at 10:43 AM
Why doesn't Bush just walk up to Rove and ask him?
Posted by: Screwy Hoolie | July 14, 2005 at 01:29 PM
:-) very cute and clever.
Posted by: Donna | July 14, 2005 at 01:50 PM
LOLOLOL! Oy indeed.
Posted by: Shakespeare's Sister | July 14, 2005 at 04:19 PM
Animal White House! That is hilarious.
Posted by: Kate | July 14, 2005 at 04:28 PM
I can picture Bush forcing his wife and daughters to stay up all night helping him collect all the photos of Rove and Bush together they can find and cutting Rove's face out of every one of them.
Jenna: "Mom, I'm exhausted -- why can't we do this in the morning?"
Laura: "Just keep cutting, sweetheart, I know you're fighting the sandman, but we're getting there."
Not Jenna: "I hate you, Daddy!"
Dubya: "Revisionist history's a bitch, girls -- and so am I"...
Posted by: Mimus Pauly | July 14, 2005 at 05:56 PM