SATURDAY NIGHT PARODY PARTY

Betty Blogger is picking up the tab tonight so drink and comment freely!

Comments

[Shakespeare's Sister]

* giggle *

I like pie fights! They tickle!

[Pepper]

But it depends on the pie involved - now, a good pumpkin pie and count me in!

[jen]

make the pie higher!

[Pepper]

High pies??? That could be even more interesting. Y'all have fun - and drink a mai tai for me ... I'm going out to the old ball game ...

[jen]

bring home a winner

[jen]

The Guardian

Make the pie higher

This poem is composed entirely of actual quotes from George Bush. Circulating on the internet for some time, it was reportedly compiled by Washington Post writer Richard Thompson. Here we reproduce it to mark National Poetry Day.

Thursday October 10, 2002

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.
Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet become more few?
How many hands have I shaked? They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.
I know that the human being and the fish can coexist.
Families is where our nation finds hope, where our
wings take dream. Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[Night Bird]

Hey Guys, I have brought 2 pies, Boston Creme and rasperry. Now who are going to throw the pies at??

[jillian]

Here's to Afleet Alex! The little horse that could!

Since Belmont Park is in NY...Guess I'll have to order up a Manhattan.

Make that quick, bartender!

[Karen]

I'll have a Manhattan, too, please! Good evening!

[jillian]

Have any drinks involving watermelon?

http://hisnibs.blogspot.com/2005/06/chinese-watermelon-carvings.html

[jen]

night bird, i'd rather eat some boston creme...

that's great Alex won! I'll serve you don't know where H is.

[Karen]

A melon ball drink has Medori, which is more cantalopy, but the closest thing to melon since spiking a real one with vodka!

[jen]

here you go girls, two manhattans!

[Karen]

oops, midori

[Karen]

and actually, it's apparently honeydew, according to this:

' The fresh flavor of ripe honeydew melon will please the most discriminating of palattes as it enhances drink and food recipes. The original Melon liqueur, eminently mixable. '

http://www.sendliqueurs.com/id104522list36product.html?source=overture&ovchn=OVR&ovcpn=sendcordials&ovcrn=midori&ovtac=PPC&OVRAW=midori&OVKEY=midori&OVMTC=standard

[jen]

i like the van gogh melon best.

[Karen]

holy Toledo, is that the time?! I'd better put the kids to bed - bbiam

[jen]

I say we throw the pies at Kos. but that's just me. He'd probably get off on it though.

[Karen]

Back - hey, Jen, I've been very lame about my blog (unlike you - yours is SOO fabulous - you'll have to tell me how to add those picto-linky things), but I did put up some pics from our vacation.

[jen]

shhh Karen. ooh cool i'll go look

[jen]

karen those are great!

[The Heretik]

Is everyone well?

[jen]

i am H. i'm angry after reading what that arrogant chauvinist Kos said re S's Sister.

[Karen]

HERETIK! I just read your post about the briefing pre-Downing Street! OMG I hope they can add that to the Downing Street minutes Senate hearing! Do you know if Conyer's team has this info too? It's BIGGER than Downing Street!

[jen]

are you well H?