Betty Blogger and The Heretik welcome you to the The Damned Dancehall House Party held all weekend here at Lefty's Lounge. High above the Bay of Confusion, we welcome those who come as they are, those who have come and gone. We welcome those who have come before us and we look forward to those yet to come later.
Nobody needs to get sloppy, all drinks will be served neat. Or straight up. Or on the rocks. Or both. Those whose lives are on the rocks will be served at no charge. All others may drink for free. Since it is summer, there will be a cover charge, but only for people in suits. Unless those suits are swimsuits. The press pool will be open all night.
If you sample the Skinny Dip and Chips at the buffet, our bouncer/lifeguard Nurse Ratched says no swimming for fifteen minutes. Randall Patrick McMurphy and the Red Headed Strangers will be playing on Friday Night. The Trophy Husbands will sit in and jam on Saturday. We look forward to getting down and dirty with you. Let's all have some good clean fun.
QUESTION: Who is the most damned person alive today?
Swim in the Bay of Confusion at your own risk
Te amo, Cisneros, como los aves y el cielo.
Posted by: Neruda | June 24, 2005 at 10:15 PM
He is a magician with a martini, this is a fact.
Posted by: Lance Mannion | June 24, 2005 at 10:16 PM
Ah well, next time then. Buenas noches, hasta luego, ademas.
Posted by: bitchphd | June 24, 2005 at 10:16 PM
You have to admire the way he pours the gin and then whispers to it that there is such a thing in the world, somewhere, as vermouth.
Posted by: Lance Mannion | June 24, 2005 at 10:17 PM
But before I go. Joe, you done good.
Posted by: Lance Mannion | June 24, 2005 at 10:17 PM
I'm a vodka martini woman, myself. Although I am beginning to recognize the attractions of the gimlet.
Posted by: bitchphd | June 24, 2005 at 10:18 PM
I'll write Shakespeare's Sister her own mash note later.
Posted by: Lance Mannion | June 24, 2005 at 10:18 PM
I never argue religion with people, B. To each his or her own, I say. Live and let drink, that's my motto.
Posted by: Lance Mannion | June 24, 2005 at 10:19 PM
Goodnight, compadres!
Posted by: Lance Mannion | June 24, 2005 at 10:20 PM
I gotta go too. G'night, all.
Posted by: bitchphd | June 24, 2005 at 10:21 PM
May the stars look down kindly upon the likes of Mannion. May be ours in the darkness as much as in the light. May we find a way to see in each other the best we all might be. May we find the smile in a foreign face. May what is mine be also your place.
Posted by: The Heretik | June 24, 2005 at 10:25 PM