BEAUTY AND THE BEAST BARBEQUE!
Betty Blogger is proud to host Kossi's going away party! We are not sure who will show up! Kossi may not be going to slumber parties here, here, or here. And probably not here, or here. This former friend threw away her treasured link here.
Kossi doesn't care. She is going on to take care of more important sh*t! But if she sees this kitty, she may sh*t before she takes her next pie in the face!
REAL NEWS WILL FOLLOW:
Because today . . . the news about tasers is repulsive and shocking . . . sometimes 69 isn't a good number . . . it's my party and you have to leave my house now!. . . Congrats to. . . . why have just one? . . . make the pie higher . . . the onus is to communicate more effectively . . . Penn and Teller on Patriot Act Video . . . on a brave woman. . .
Twice around the state, driver, and don't look in the rearview mirror!
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:09 PM
Well the quake was off the coast of Northern California. And I'm about 500+ miles to the south, so I think I'm safe for now...
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 10:10 PM
I'm crying, Joe, because some big bad Kos supporters showed up on my page today and accused me of being all upset about the ad!
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:10 PM
Geez, I hope so, Agitprop!
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:11 PM
That's good, Agi. Good job on the home alone
Posted by: The Heretik | June 14, 2005 at 10:12 PM
Franz, I am buying for Chuck!
Posted by: Night Bird | June 14, 2005 at 10:13 PM
Thanks Heretik. The Kostapo are after you Lance?
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 10:14 PM
are the Kostapo Kostipated?
Posted by: jen | June 14, 2005 at 10:16 PM
Yes, Agit. They said that I was lying, that I was offended by the pie fight ad. They said that it insulted my delicate feminist sensibilities. They called me chickenshit PC!
Meanies!
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:17 PM
Agit, news says Crescent City being evacuated. Where the heck is Crescent City? Is it on a crescent of some sort? Mmmm, 'croissant' sounds like crescent, I could go for one right now... I ramble when I drink
Posted by: mikez | June 14, 2005 at 10:17 PM
few cross over the river. most are stranded on this side. on the riverbank they run up and down. but the wise person, following the way, crosses over, beyond the reach of death
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 10:18 PM
Wah, Lance, I will have to go over again and look. There be lurkers here by the way. I thought the comment by Hello was very insightful and brave.
Posted by: The Heretik | June 14, 2005 at 10:19 PM
Crescent City is near the Oregon border.
That quote was from the teachings of Buddha by the way...
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 10:21 PM
Lance, you are very mean. I am de-linking as we speak.
Posted by: The Heretik | June 14, 2005 at 10:21 PM
Joe, it's your blog. You can link to whomever you like. You can write about whatever you like and not write about whatever you don't want to write about, and don't let the Kossacks tell you different.
But if you de link to me I'll tell Kos!!!!!!
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:24 PM
Do the Kossacks live in Kossackstan?
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 10:26 PM
the Kossaks are awfully kostic.
Posted by: jen | June 14, 2005 at 10:29 PM
Folks, I've got to go. I'm really sitting on a stool here---not in a barroom but at the kitchen counter---and I just fell off my stool. Time to get some sleep. Goodnight, all! Joe, thanks for the invite. Agit, I hope you're ok.
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:29 PM
kool menthol, yep
Posted by: jen | June 14, 2005 at 10:30 PM
Night Lance. I should be fine. No worries. I live about 15 miles inland.
Posted by: Agitprop | June 14, 2005 at 10:31 PM
Sweet dreams of petrified martinis, Lance
Posted by: jen | June 14, 2005 at 10:31 PM
Night Lance! and I wish everyone a peaceful night too, I am beat and morning is coming soon enough!
Hugs to All!
Posted by: Night Bird | June 14, 2005 at 10:32 PM
I'll dream of you and yours, Jen.
Good night!
Posted by: Lance | June 14, 2005 at 10:33 PM
dwight yoakam is on yuck Leno
Posted by: jen | June 14, 2005 at 10:33 PM
The Kossacks are in a state of Kostant Kosternation over their Kossander-in-Chief being kossed off of blogrolls.
Kos, that's lame.
Posted by: mikez | June 14, 2005 at 10:34 PM