
Come and listen to a story about a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was shootin at some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.
White House Press Secretary Scott McClelland has yet to respond to the following questions:
- Is Sixties sit com character Jed Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies making energy decisions at the White House?
- Would a sit com character make better energy decisions at the White House? . . . . .
- . . . . . then why do White House Energy policies seem like such a joke?
What do you think?
Nice job on the seal. Looks very official. I read somewhere that Bush actually has ten iPods--that's a lot of gigs to fill! That means we have more patriotic work to do.
Posted by: Agitprop | April 29, 2005 at 10:55 AM
The poetic strains of Beverly Hillbillies almost brought me to tears. :)
Posted by: carla | April 29, 2005 at 08:37 PM
Department of Energy is working to give sight to the blind. No joke.
They are working with a bacteria they claim can clean up nuclear (as in war) waste. No joke.
There are a couple of other strange things the Department of energy is into now.
Posted by: grannyinsanity | April 30, 2005 at 03:42 AM