SCREW KEVIN DRUM AND HIS RIGHTEOUS LEFTEOUS SOCIAL SERVICES:
The Heretik Just Got a Chance to Make Some Real Cash on Tour. And those hottie litle hellions Jenna and Barbara Bush are down on him, um down with it! Oy.
As of today, APRIL 1, 2005, there is no doubt. No power on earth can keep The Heretik from his Escape with The Skank Twins Jenna and Barbara Bush
I think I wanna dance now!
Silly boy.
Posted by: Riggsveda | April 01, 2005 at 06:26 AM
Any chance that a penguin can get in on this tour? Or does Jesus H. Bush have something against waddling waterfowl? Curious penguins want to know!
- Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Posted by: BadTux | April 01, 2005 at 10:00 AM
I hope you dance like Martin Short on SNL!
Posted by: grannyinsanity | April 01, 2005 at 11:12 AM
I hope you shake like my sister Klondike Kate!
Posted by: Missouri Mule | April 01, 2005 at 11:56 AM
Forget it, in order to shake like me, he'd have to down a fifth of tequila and stay up all night, jamming. I was always the only one left shaking, I mean, standing.
Still, I want pictures of you on tour with the girlz. For the record. And not mug shots, either.
Posted by: Kate S. | April 01, 2005 at 12:45 PM
I want pictures too!
Posted by: blondesense | April 01, 2005 at 06:03 PM