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From the Tongues of Angels

Search And Destroy

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April 01, 2005


Paradigm Shifter

Dude, she's hot...her graphics rock almost as hard as yours....

Paradigm Shifter

Dang man, is she just an April Fools joke? If so you got me hard...I thought I was in Love...


"Dude, she's hot"

Scarily, I agree. In that picture she doesn't look like she'd be as happy to bite your adam's apple as to say hello.


A good security Mom, Michelle wants you to help her feel safe. That razor wire isn't just to secure her campers from the dangers of the liberal world outside: it's also there to keep the full time staff, those 'ghost prisoners' inside. While you're at her camp, they'll work with you to make sure everyone has a good time. Modelled on such highly rated facilities as Bagram, Guantanamo Bay and Room 101, it offers the latest in recreational activities. Everyone will rock around the clock while participating in water sports and the latest variations of "Pin the Tail on the Donkey." After a hard days enjoying water boarding, there'll be nights around the fire with the camp's canine companions. And, when the camp's monitors turn in, there'll be plenty of time for simulated sexual activity. Finally, in the boisterous spirit of every summer fun, there'll be team challenges: competitors will strive to endure 'stress positions,' or spend artificially heated or chilled nights chained to the ceiling or a concrete floor. Winners will be awarded with an all expense paid trip to a friendly country in the historic Middle East, where they'll be housed and personally cared for by government representatives. Participants love it so much, they don't even think about ever going home.
Could I get another shot of Victory Gin?

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