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April 18, 2005

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NeoCon Crusher

Ahhhh!!! Dont scare me like that! One of these days I am going to wake up in Syria....

Roxanne

I am sooooo stealing this for tomorrow. With credit, of course.

spocko

WELL DONE!

AlphaOmega

You forgot the hitler stache but otherwise good stuff...

BadTux

For sadder news, uppity woman and noted heretic Marla Ruzicka was killed in Iraq over the weekend. Anne uses her blond powers for evil. Marla used her blond powers for good. I know which one is going to have a toasty time when she arives Down Under (and I ain't talkin' Australia)...

- Badtux the Saddened Penguin

Eli

Man, she totally has the Ann-orexia chicken legs going. Plus she's, you know, BATSHIT INSANE. Scary.

Francesca

Brilliant!

seamus

Does anyone remember a few years back when she wrote a well-publicized piece about how she couldn't find a good man in DC? As if it were men's fault.

bitchphd

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Good on ya.

Eli

Does anyone remember a few years back when she wrote a well-publicized piece about how she couldn't find a good man in DC?

They were HIDING!

eRobin

"Ms. Taken" ROFLMAO

jillian

someone feed that women...maybe her malnutritian is the cause for her obvious mental instability.

Eli

Yes, a clear deficiency in Vitamin Sane...

eric

Vader: "Ann, I AM your father!"

Ann: "I know you are you liberal scum!"

Vercingetorix

From Barlowe's Guide to Extraterrestrials: The Cthulhter (inspired by H.P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos): a thoroughly nasty, hideously thin, ravenously hungry, undead, eternal being of pure malice and evil, the Cthulhter insinuates itself into public discourse by attaching a thin, filament-like, almost invisible palp to the brainstems of willing dupes in the media (see, for example, the Cloud), and, having sucked their brain matter dry, proceeding to spew forth bullshit about its being merely a harmless prankster.

Cthulhters are hermaphroditic, and are thought to reproduce via maggot-infested dunghills, not unlike cockatrices. Woe to the unwary traveller who comes within range of its foul, tobacco-reeking exhalations, as he will not live to tell the tale.

Gotham Image

That's quite a pic- I have a Coulter post on deck, due out next week.

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