Jeb Bush Had Plan On Schiavo Long Ago

JEB BUSH TO REPORTERS WHO ONLY OCCASIONALLY SEE WHAT HE IS SAYING: Go away!  I said go away!  Come back when I am done chewing this issue for all it is worth.

THE HERETIK ON THE BURNING BUSHES FOR AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE: George W. Bush. Jeb Bush. Marvin Bush. Neil Bush. Billy "How the F*ck Did I Get on Television If I Wasn't a" Bush. Prescott Bush.  F. Scott Fitgerald Bush.  Bushes.  Burning. Bushes. As far as the eye can see. The Heretik wants to see a Burning Bush headline someday. He knows this is unlikely. Oy. More likely every single member of this family will get elected.  Oy. 
And somwhere out there, some fruit far out on a branch of the family tree, there must be a Dick Bush.  When I have a particularly bad nightmare with me asleep with my head on the desk where I sit in my hotseat working even as I sleep at the mouth of hell, I can hear the reporter cries:
President Dick Bush, President Dick Bush . . .

Comments

[The Alchemist]

A good picture on the day we learned of the discovery of actual dinosaur soft tissue. Nothing propinks like propinquity as they say.

[Agitprop]

Recent news about Prescot "Nazi" Bush: Prez Dubya didn't want to release 50 year old documents which proved his Grandpappy Prescot was the Nazi's personal banker. But my favorite is Jeb's wife Columba, who was caught smuggling thousands of dollars of jewelry and clothes into Florida from Europe. And don't forget coke-sniffing, car-wrecking Jeb daughter Noelle. Man, the Bush's are like pod people, slowly assimilating each part of the country.

[charley]

Alchemist, this is true? must research, very interesting.

Agitprop, yeah i wondered about the grandpappy angle. jebus, a country with class would have seen you want a president with daughters like kerry, but no, we get the bush bimbos.

Dick Bush, now that would suck.

[Earl Bockenfeld]

I saw a bumper sticker this weekend;

Beautify the White House
No Bushes

And that includes the other beautiful
son, Jebbie too!