From: James Wolcott about Hillary Clinton
and other Uppity Women:
Every misogynist cliche about the junior
senator from NY was taken out
for a brisk
trot before Hillary was given a few
patronizing pats so
that the panel could
proceed to peeing merrily on their next
Ice Queen
sculpture, Martha Stewart.
And The Heretik Thought:
Uppity women get it! That's why the
powerful Weenied Ones, the Penis
People, are always out to get them!
Get the sticks together, boys!
Time to barbeque tonight!
Leg men, breast men, everyone's
invited as we roast the bitches
tonight!
While The Heretik is secluded
away in an Undisclosed Location,
he asked his ever loyal Research
Assistant to relay the following
message:
The Heretik will always have a
sympathy for witches and other
uppity types, heretiks all, who
get torched for the crime of
expressing news that those
powers in old castles
would prefer not to hear!
While The Heretik's Research
Assistant is a known porn
monger and onanist, he agrees
with his boss. (He must!)
Before The Heartfest continues,
The Heretik also asked me to
tell everyone that the rumors
he has been captured by lesbians
is not true!
On a personal note, The Heretik's
Research Assistant would like to
say that if he himself were
captured by lesbians, he hopes
it would be by "lipstick lesbians"
only, because they are both
cool and hot at the same time.
But then The Heretik's Research
Assistant is a porn mongerer and
an Onanist, a regular jack off
and what are lipstick lesbians
but some perverse porn
mongering jack off fantasy
for men who cannot deal with
real women, the flesh and blood
kind?
Why deal with all those flesh
and blood women, women with
real opinions and unfortunate
realities? Screw that shit!
Click the mouse, bring on some
real hot bitches! It is far too
late at night to hear a real
woman's opinion and feelings.
Night starts early around here!
Let's start cooking, boys!
Oh, jeebus, The Heretik's back!
Got 2 go now,
The Research Assistant who
hopes he still has his job
Because I have
a daughter
and she must
have her say.
Because sometimes
a bumper sticker is right.
Polite women rarely
make history.
Because any system that
says that if a woman
floats, she must be
a witch and if she sinks,
she should gladly drown
is wacked!
Because Senator
Boxer's ovaries
would be worth ten of
Lieberman's balls,
if he had any.
Okay, I gotcha "marked" between Francesca's Liberal Wingnut Corner and i n c i t e.t h o u g h t. Let the games begin.
Posted by: Peter of Lone Tree | February 22, 2005 at 08:19 AM
Does being interested, equal uppity?
Does speaking out, equal bitch?
I dunno, but I do know that I float in water, don't have time for men with 'tudes, and like laughing more than just about anything else in the world.
I like me pretty much. If I didn't like me and didn't attempt to make me someone I would like, I would be an idiot. I'm not!
Porn, for the most part, I believe is for those who have given up on themselves and need to borrow from others.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | February 22, 2005 at 08:19 AM
Pissed Off Patricia is onto something here.
Posted by: The Heretik | February 22, 2005 at 08:23 AM
Patricia thanks the Heretik for his humor and especially for the personal pass he has given me which allows me to go to hell whenever I like. No expiration date either.
Posted by: pissed off patricia | February 22, 2005 at 02:35 PM
Hi there. If possible, I'd love to join your "wise women" roll. I'm fairly wise depending which side of the bed I wake up on (i.e. drunk or not). Don't ask which is which.
Posted by: Lauren | February 27, 2005 at 12:21 PM
To be honest, I'm not as wise as any of the women currenlty on your role or any who have commented on this post, but I do have something interesting to say every 3rd day or so. ;-)
Posted by: Roxanne | February 27, 2005 at 07:55 PM