On the Slippery Slope to Hell #001

The Heretik notes with dismay the presence of The Righteous Few.  The Righteous Few who carry a six shooter in one hand and a six pack in the other should be glad a generous god only gave them two hands a piece for if they had another hand, they would have another six and possess the Mark of the Beast: 666.

The Heretik ask all the minions to be mindful of such little miracles as we are allowed.

From Behind the Zion Curtain of Utah, Jesus' General notes The Joy We Live In in the Era of Error after 9/11:   

It's amazing how much things have changed. Four years ago, a man couldn't admit to his love for violence. Now, we have pastors who tell us to watch gladiator movies because "God designed men to be dangerous," Marine generals who joyfully proclaim their love for shooting brown people, and sixteen-year old Christian columnists who defend them.

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