To the Minions:
From the Heretik:
Wish I could be with each and everyone of you for the Super Bowl, but I have this hot assignment watching Paris Hilton walking the red carpet here at the mouth of Hell. Down here she doesn't look so hot. I do want to pass you along some tips from MS for your righteous Super Bowl Party To Do Lists.
Martha just got me on the Blackberry. She was calling direct from her prison cell on her prison cell phone she has hidden in I don't want to know where. Her secret tips to those who believe in eating rich.
- Gently skewer the yes men before sauteeing them in an open pan for fifteen minutes on a medium flame.
- If you are feeling manly and simply must eat beef, filet the entire sacred cow and clean up after yourself.
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