An Excerpt From: The End of the World As We Know It Part Two
FROM: Information Division
RE: The End of the World as We Know It
To Whom It May Concern: The End. The End of the World as We Know It starts at Midnight Tonight. A close. A close out sale is in progress now. Progress now. This will be followed. Followed by a clear. This will be followed by a clearance sale. We refuse. We refuse to be under. We refuse to be undersold. It has been our pleasure. It has been our pleasure serving you. For those of you checking. For those of you checking out before midnight, kindly disregard this message. Disregard this message. For those of you with continuing flights, please join. Join us. For those of you with continuing flights, please join us for Midnight Madness. Madness.
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