Jocks in Jaguars and Hotties in Hummers: Hear my Truth!
The sins of the fathers are about to be visited upon the sons (and also on his shopaholic daughters). The price of oil is going to hit $100 a barrel. Your land yachts are about to be beached. You, you who doubted me when I said we were swimming in a sea of oil only too late realize what waters we will wade out of will be a sea of fire!
CONGRATULATIONS Again to: Maya Siobhan Berkowitz for her winning caption "Cheney Dick's Wet Dream". Maya would have had tougher competition if we had had a second entry in the contest!