Penguin Routs 101 Fighting
Leader Goldberg Wounded
Even Without White Feathers
AS TOLD BY THE Snarky Penguin:
The action was getting furious, and, without looking, Goldberg opened an email from an unknown address. On the monitor was the image of a single white feather. Goldberg fell back in his office chair, and hit the ground and began moaning, softly and piteously.
“Medic!” shouted Derbyshire.
Heretik Research Associates at the MisInformed Sources Desk cannot confirm or deny whether the Snarky Penguin flipped Goldberg off. "But it seems likely, given his snarky, irritable ass nature," said The Heretik on the scene.
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