MICHAEL JACKSON GETS OFF? THE HERETIK HAS NO COMMENT, But if The Heretik did have a comment? No comment. Michael Jackson gets off. Michael Jackson gets off? Michael Jackson gets off!!! Is that the verdict or the charge? Oy.
The great news is we now don't have to worry about what news we will get for the next two weeks. Instead of endless speculation about a verdict in the Michael Jackson trial, we will now get reaction to the verdict in the Michael Jackson trial. Cable networks will break away from this obsession to obsess about that sad girl in Aruba. A sad situation for that girl, a sad one for Michael Jackson's young friends, no matter the verdict. A sad state of affairs for us, where obscenity surrounds us, a cynical sea. All who report to us, all who should sniff out stories that would change our lives, all they can give us is a story about a man boy who lost his nose and his innocence long ago.
QUESTION OF THE DAY: DID MICHAEL JACKSON GET OFF? WHO IS TO BLAME IF HE DID?