FROM IDYLLOPUS!: Lord, Won't You Buy Me a Mercedes Benz!
I’ve been trying to track back down a Laura Bush-approved book for
children on the war where kids are supposed to eat a star candy each
day until mom or dad returns and send mom or dad star-shaped cookies. I
came across it by chance the other night and can’t find it now. Thought
the idea pretty manipulative inventive myself, feeding the kids star
candies to sell them on patriotic fervor while mom or dad is out
fighting for oil. More make-a-memory patriotic devotionals applauded by
the top armchair guns who wouldn’t be caught dead (uh hummm) out on
battle lines. And when mom or dad never come home, then what?
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THE HERETIK CAN'T STOP PRAISING IDYLLOPUS BECAUSE: The web, da blogs, da times .. .. attention . .. short. . . Idyllopus . . . .. long . .. . restful A+
THIS LIVING WILL IS EXPLODING ALL OVER PENISTAN AND VAGINASTAN TODAY! FROM DES @GREATSCAT!: Living Will
with principle residence at __________________in the county of
___________, state of _____________, being of sound mind and body, do
not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means.
no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood
politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to sit
up and ask for a cold beer, it should be presumed that I won't ever get
better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my
spouse, children and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the
tubes and call it a day. More>
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AGIT PROP HAS RECENTLY REVEALED HIS TRUE RELIGIOUS AFFILIATIONS: He is some sort of quasi-agnostic deist
Since The Heretik has been condemned to be some sort of unlucky in love, I was hoping my some sort of quasi friend could help me out with getting a quasi-question to the quasi agnostic advisor in love. Here is my question:
DEAR QUASI AGNOSTIC DEIST tm: Some days I think I am some kind of Quasi Modo TM, a genuinely politically incorrect hunchback in the straight up world of love. Do you have my back on this as it were? And why do people say as it were?
My problem is I am in love with Maureen Dowd. Look, deist or agnostic, I am not one of those late night wankers from Penistan thats jacks off my comments one at at time to Atrios. I have a life, but it is incomplete with out the mouth they call MoDo. I would never objectify a woman (or if I did I would not admit it), but there is someting about that MoDo mouth, the way the words come out of it and are left on the page. . . . *sigh* . . . I know there are tons of women bloggers, some of them even "serious."
All of these women bloggers are nice, really nice. Oy. None of them will do, at least not the way I would like to be done.
On top of all this,I realize I may have some legal problems with Maureen Dowd. With all your wisdom as as a quasi-agnostic deist, do you tnink a Quasi MoDO and and a real MoDo Can Get Along, if you know what I mean?
Any help you can offer would be appreciated. Thank you. The Heretik
You may leave your further questions for the Quasi Agnostic Deist here. Questions on Quasi Love in the Cyber Age will receive quick quasi real time response
100,000 LESBIANS, WOMEN, AND OTHER ETHNICALLY DIVERSE, OPINIONATED PEOPLE CAN'T BE WRONG
CONGRATULATIONS TO PAM'S HOUSE BLEND for Hitting the Mile Marker When It is Time to Trade in Your Subaru or Other Crunchmobile for something less old! At the rate The Heretik is going, his site meter won't have 100K on it for another 100 years. How does Lesbian Woman Pam who keeps it ethnically diverse and opinionated do it? With stories like this one>>>>>>
Guess Wells Fargo thinks its patriotic duty is to run the wagon train over servicemen and women, then claim ignorance of a 65-year-old law. Nothing like your friendly neighborhood bank and mortgage company, breaking the law, trying to strong-arm military families to pay up or begin foreclosures. You know the system is broken when a person has to get on the horn to elected reps and call the media dogs on a company like Wells Fargo before they finally let up.