The Heretik

March 3,2005

Compiled by The Heretik's Research Assistant
Updated March 03, 2005 1 PM EST

MARCH IS WOMEN'S HISTORY MONTH
Today's New Woman Blogger!

Freedom  Is on the March!
and Suki Has An Opinion about it!
Bi-cultural,  bi-lingual and always  colour co-ordinated

UPPITY WOMEN:
Just as Smart as You,
Maybe Smarter tm.

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BECAUSE WOMEN BLOGGS MATTER!
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Sense of Humor, Sense of Outrage
Killer Combo

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Pinko Feminist HellCat   
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Lesley@PlumCrazy
With a link for standalon pinging, kind and generous!

 
The Heretik "Uppity Women: A Continuing Appreciation for Sophie Scholl" 
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"The Crackers"@ Central Park, NY NY
from The Smiling Goat
Thanks, Arse Poetica
 

Bush, Blowjobs, and Bob Novak

Compiled by The Heretik's Research Assistant
Updated February 28,2005 7 PM EST

"The Heretik Hearts Uppity Women" here
Dave Neiwert "Rise of Pseudo Fascism" Orcinus
Juan Cole“If America were Iraq, What would it be Like” Informed Consent
N Todd Pritsky "Tackling the A Word" Red and Blue.Net
Jeanne D'Arc “And in my thirst they gave me vinegar to drink”  Body and Soul

NOVAK FINALLY GETS SOMETHING RIGHT

From: SCRIPTOIDS--THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID. REALLY..

CAPITAL GANG
(CNN)

BUSH: Vladimir said, When I agree with you, I will agree with -- I'll tell you, and when I disagree with you, I'll tell you. Then there was -- we have a very frank and candid and open relationship.
***

NOVAK: No, I think the whole -- I don't think there's any change in our policy toward Europe. I don't like the president calling these people by their first name -- Jacques. I mean, Winston Churchill didn't say Joe when he met with Stalin, did he? I don't believe so.

THE BOB NOVAK EDITION

THE WORLD IS FAR MORE SIMPLE THAN WE
ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.  GOOD AND EVIL.
WAR AND PEACE.  BLOW JOB, NO BLOW JOB.

As Suggested by the Wit and
The Wisdom of Missouri Mule here

The list grows everday.  And today?

  
Good. Peace.  Blow Job.  Novak naming Bush on First Name Thing

Evil. War. No Blow Job.  Novak naming Plame on CIA Name Thing 

Update 2/26/05 Big Kombo Pak!

Compiled by The Heretik's Research Assistant

MARTHA STEWART GETTING OUT OF JAIL SOON!

Martha Stewart is getting out of prison soon. Some of the villagers are very excited.  Others are gathering wood to burn her at the stake.  The Heretik, for all his previous snarky comments, holds Martha  (and all Uppity Women) in high
regard, even when they have more money than him.  Way more money than him. But The Heretik doesn't care.  How much money does The Heretik really need anyway when he's working at his desk reporting from the mouth of hell? 
The Heretik already has had enough money to burn in this life and the next.
Go, Martha, go! 

Speaking of Hotties Headed to Hell:

From Missouri Mule at BlondeSense....

The trial was a witch hunt. Prosecutors brought out testimony of Martha "yelling" at people on the phone, trying to make it seem that Martha wasn't a "nice" woman. What the hell does that have to do with the charges? Do you think for a Missouri moment they would have done this if she had a penis?

SATURDAY MORNING PENGUIN BLOGGING

Here's my little penguin friend BadTux.   He's a snarky, fun loving, liberty loving pal!  I just love to watch him flip his little flippers, flapping away at those who flay at the fiber of our nation and more importantly our flag!  If BadTux could speak right now (instead of wolfing down another sad fish), he might want to ask Those on The Right Who Have the Right Thoughts why they concentrate on flag burning amendments and marriage amendments so much when we live in a day when the Constitution is going up in flames.  Hey, do you smell smoke?

FROM: THE LAWYERS
TO: THE CLIENT WE ARE MILKING
RE: NEW SLOGAN FOR AMAZOMBIE
      You may wish to rethink the new slogan.

WHITE PUNKS ON DOPE!

"The Heretik Hearts Uppity Women" here
Dave Neiwert "Rise of Pseudo Fascism" Orcinus
Juan Cole“If America were Iraq, What would it be Like” Informed Consent
N Todd Pritsky "Tackling the A Word" Red and Blue.Net
Jeanne D'Arc “And in my thirst they gave me vinegar to drink”  Body and Soul

 

                                             

Meanderthal Battles The Troglodytes.

 

 

 

 

This is a picture your government
Doesn't Want You  to See. 
Why?
Boys go who go away in uniforms,
Come back in boxes.
In the end, ask those in charge:
Have They No Decency?
Have They No Shame?

visit the  The Memory Hole

Big Kombo Pak 02/24/05 5PM EST

Compiled by The Heretik's Research Assistant

GET WHITE AND CRAZY WITH US!

Jeanne D'Arc “And in my thirst they gave me vinegar to drink”  Body and Soul
"The Heretik Hearts Uppity Women" here
Dave Neiwert "Rise of Pseudo Fascism" Orcinus
Juan Cole“If America were Iraq, What would it be Like” Informed Consent
N Todd Pritsky "Tackling the A Word" Red and Blue.Net

 

                                             

The Morality
of the Strong 
Is Best
(or Worst)
Judged by
How They Treat
The Weak

 

But if The Heretik
Did Comment, He
Would Say Most of
This Snow Did Not
Fall from Bush's Nose.

But If The Heretik Did Comment,
He Would Say This Is Where
Lonely Men Shop at Night

This is a picture your government
Doesn't Want You  to See.  Why?
Have They No Decency?
Have They No Shame?

Read These or Be Damned

WHERE TO BE ON THE INTERNETS TODAY
upDATED throughOut the Day

Compiled by The Heretik's Research Assistant 
11:00 AM EST 02/20/05

“And in my thirst they gave me vinegar to drink”
by Jeanne d'Arc at Body and Soul
Is What They Mean by Shock the Monkey?
Mimus Pauly at A MockingBirdMedley
“Where's The Road Beef?”
by MoDo at NYTimes

Haliburton Hotties
by Jesus' General
Electroshock=Purple Nurples
Corey Anderson at AmericanIdle

Numbology 101:
Dumbing and Numbing the Social Security Crisis

The Heretik's Research Assistant: OUT!

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