ONE PER PERSON

DO NOT TAKE OFFENSE In its wisdom the Department of Defense has taken the offense for you.  In order to protect you better from the worse ones over there, we will spy on the worst and the not so bad and the good and the some we later determine are just okay over here.  Anyone not okay with that may be investigated too.  Our goal is to keep you safe so each of you will have an agent assigned to you.  Do not be alarmed.  We do do not realize a danger greater than them could be one of us us one of us. Only one agent will be assigned to you for your protection.  For now.

Comments

[Neil Shakespeare]

Finally! I haven't had a mother for some years now and I need someone to protect me from myself. You bet I'm OK with that! I'm OK, OK? I'm OK, and you're OK and you're here to make sure I stay OK, OK? OK. Oh, and I would like to report on myself! And my neighbors. And you know that guy who's the agent spying on my neighbor? He's a commie! Sometimes I know he's not watching them, because he's out smoking on the porch!