THE LEGEND OF SCALITO

And it came to pass when the bush was burning, burning down the house of white that the Uteri, the tribe of Vaginastan, were then most distressed.  Out of the dark past and past the prick of conscience came the prick that cares who comes comes with whom and when and how and why. It was the prick that comes with crack law credentials at the crack of doom.  Coming now was one who cares more for the benefit of the bodies of the corp more than for the bodies of the Uteri women

The bush that was burning down, burning down the house of white flamed higher so all might forget the fallen Libby and the never risen Miers.  Out of the flames sudden burst Sam, the one of tribe of the Peni now known as Scalito.

And Scalito who some said was sharper than a legal stiletto did not utter the infamous words to the Uteri so many had shouted from the provinces of Penistan before him.  The bush that was burning down, burning down the house of white instead did instead insist: All your uteri are belong to us.

And the tribe of Uteri from near and far Vaginastan did rise up as one (but each distinct and beautiful, each in her own way) and said to the dick that was a burning bush: No.  No, our uteri is belong to we.  And the less polite of the Uteri, the ones more uppity than most may have added something like: Shut the f*ck up. Such is the stuff of legend.

Better  Voices
[What a Uteri] [One of "Them"] [Some White Chick Sitting Around Bitching About the Law] [Coming Out of  the Kitchen] [Honorary Uteri #1] [Honorary Uteri #2] [Back and Badder than Ever] [Snake  Woman] [Don't Call Her Hillbilly Betty]

Comments

[Shakespeare's Sister]

I just love Little Lefty's Children's Stories for Women. They make me feel like a big girl!

[Kate]

Okay, Joe, I wrote about this nightmare. Indirectly, but it's still there.

Let's see how many dems vote for this joker. I'm getting to the point where I will support individual dems but not the party. I'm glad Reid made a stink today about Iraq, but give me a break! Isn't it a no-brainer? An illegal war sold on lies and it's taken two years and over two thousand american deaths for the dems to ask why?! Bush should be impeached. That would be the way to prevent any of his yahoo friends from getting on the supreme court. Imagine if Scalito is confirmed; he and Scalia will flagellate themselves before tough decisions are given, leaving little splatters of their god-fearing blood on their judgments.

[ae]

Brilliant!!