MY WIFE IS VERY UPSET about George Bush’s Veteran’s day speech. She had a few things to tell me about patriotism, lies and Iraq. My wife told me she would have nothing to say about the Democrats and intelligence before the war. With the way the Democrats are acting she said it is clear they lack a lot of things. Patriotism and intelligence are the least of it.
I HAVE COME TO EXPECT these sad, sardonic comments from my wife. It has been a long time since she wore the happy panties. She has become quite a bit more profane in her comments. I blame the Democrats, but not as much as her. God damned democrats. Twisting the Commander in Chief George Bush’s arm. Not showing him all the intelligence he would need to have to make a fully informed decision on Iraq.
I THOUGHT MY WIFE was done. She was not. If there is anything my wife is not, it is done. Why should I be done and over, she says. I’ll be done and over when this war is over too. She blames the Democrats. I do too.
GOD DAMNED DEMOCRATS forcing Bush to go to war, telling him we could not wait for the smoking gun that could be a mushroom cloud. God damned Dems going to the CIA not once but several times. How could these Democrats create their own unreviewed and unvetted stovepiped intelligence and force it on the President? God damn them dems and all their talk of aluminum tubes and making us eat that yellowcake.
GOD DAMNED DEMOCRATS for officially using the power reserved to Congress and declaring war. Fuck you, you bitches. My wife now says stuff like fuck you , you bitches, and she yells them at the television screen. Or sometimes when she is folding laundry. Fuck you, you bitches, giving us shock and awe and some cakewalk that now seems more like a shocking and awful quagmire.
GOD DAMNED DEMOCRATS for suggesting the war would pay for itself, for saying time and again we are taking the war to the terrorists there so we don’t have to fight them there. Fuck you, you bitches, for confusing Saddam with Osama! Where the fuck’s Osama?
MOTHERFUCKING son of a bitch unpatriotic Democrats breaking the hearts of mothers who have sons and daughters who will never come home. Thanks for taking them to war and attending none of the funerals because you care. Fuck you, you bitches.
GOD DAMNED SON OF A BITCH motherfucking bastard Democrats so anxious to give tax breaks to your richy rich friends and cutting funding for veterans as our treasury and the blood of sons and daughters who will never see a Veteran’s Day bleed out. Fuck you, just fuck you, you lying, unpatriotic bitches.
SON OF A BITCH god damned cocksucking Democrats, you should all take it up the ass and hard and not the way you like it! God damned Democrats, leading us to war and then blaming Bush who only followed the Democrats’ lead into that bloody desert. Fuck you, you bitches, and anybody else who blames somebody else for what them themselves did.
AFTER THIS RANT I was worried about my wife and thought things were really bad. She went all quiet and still. I thought perhaps the exertion had gotten to her. Maybe she had popped an artery in her brain and had a stroke. I went to touch her. She jerked alive and grabbed my hand and said everything was fine. I asked her if she was sure.
OF COURSE she said. Thank you and may God bless America. And fuck you, you democrat bitches.
WHY MY WIFE SHOULD AVOID "THE MEDIA" BUT HERE'S THE QUESTION [Meet the Press] My wife was watching Tim Russert on NBC going at it with Ken Mehlman, the guy she says is gay, but now leads Repbulicans against gays. She said Russert and Mehlman weren't going at it the way they might on cable, but that Mehlman was giving it pretty good and that Russert just doesn't get it.
KEN MEHLMAN: In fact, Tim, the Robb-Lieberman commission--excuse me, the Robb-Silverman Commission looked at this and they found something very different. The president got briefed every single day. The members of Congress had access to information. The information was basically the same, except what the Robb-Silverman Commission found was that the information the president got was more dramatic. In other words, the argument here says that if somehow they saw what he saw, they wouldn't have believed the case for war was made. In fact what the commission who looked at it found out was the opposite was true, which was that the evidence for war was more dramatically presented to the president than it was to Congress. [blah, blah,blah] But it's not just this information. The fact is since 1998, this administration and the previous administration, had the same policy. It was regime change in Iraq. The U.N. looked at it, the Germans looked at it, the French looked at it, the Clinton administration looked at it, the Bush administration looked at it, members of Congress looked at it. They all agreed that this guy has WMD and he has a desire to have a more aggressive program going forward and they all concluded he needed to be removed. And there was an intelligence failure. [blah, blah, blah] But here's the question. The question is, how do you respond to that? Do you respond to it by correcting the intelligence, or do you do what the Democrats are doing, which is laying politics with it. And I think the president's point was at this critical moment in this critical war, with this central front in the war on terror, playing politics is not what we should be doing. [blah, blah, blah] . . . Would we be safer if we'd waited? The lesson of 9/11 is that we don't wait until after the attack to respond.
MY WIFE LOOKED AT ME She thinks the Republicans are as bad as the Democrats. Yo, my wife said as she looked at the screen. Yo, Mehlman. Fuck you. Fuck you and your bitches. WHY MY WIFE SHOULD AVOID READING BLOGS THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK Tom Maguire rips Dems here and here. Captain Ed on Dem traitor Jay Rockefeller here. Why Tim Russert blows here. Some Libber named Maha fights back.