LIAR, LIAR

A POLITICIAN LIES and pays an immediate price.  It could happen.  Maybe not.  Maybe people will forget a politician said he was drafted for a baseball team.  Maybe people have forgotten a president wasn't drafted for service, but might have um fudged the details on his National Guard service.  Maybe the good folks who forgot about that haven't forgotten Biden (D-MBNA) plagiarized most of his last presidential campaign.  Oy.  Do lies matter and are there any consequences?
 
TRUE CONFESSIONS or not.  Take a minute here to confess a lie you told about yourself to make yourself look better.  No lie. It would be hard for someone like you to tell a lie to look better because you already look soooooo good.  I am not lying.  Not that much. 

IF THE HONEST truth is that you have never lied to make yourself better and I know you are a saint, make up something good about yourself here.  If you have never lied and I know you never would, here is a good example of how to be bad. Lie to me now.  Tell me you love me.  Or not