HOLY XMAS, BILL O'REILLY!

SOME DAYS THE DEVIL DOG would just love to bite Bill O’Reilly on the ass, but it seems Bill is rabid enough without the Devil Dog’s help.

On the November 28 broadcast of his nationally syndicated radio show, host Bill O'Reilly pointed to "a very secret plan" by the "secular progressive" movement, which he said aims to "diminish Christian philosophy in the U.S.A." It is a plan he links to his perception that many now avoid the holiday greeting "Merry Christmas." O'Reilly's disclosure of this "secret plan" was followed the day after by a rant on his radio show against the "hateful liars" who "spit out" "blatant propaganda" that is "picked up by the mainstream media, and rammed down the public's throat."

SPIT OUT?  Be careful around Bill.  He seems to be foaming at the mouth.  Very dangerous.  Very dangerous indeed. Did you say bow to Christmas, Bill, or was that bow wow? Wow.

PREVIOUS ENCOUNTERS with the Devil Dog can be found here and here.  Visit the Devil Dog's favorite site for examining the rabid right: Fire Dog Lake.  And look for the Devil Dog's own new blog soon: French Poodle Pond featuring commentary from Baux Waux Waux.

THE WAR ON THE DEVIL DOG can be seen nightly on Fox News right after most of the program that will be dedicated to the War on Xmas Christmas.  Neither of these religious wars should be considered part of the government’s Global War on Terror (GWOT), a completely owned subsidiary of the War on Everything TM.

Comments

[KathyF]

Bill O'Reilly is going to hell. I know this for a fact. Or he might possibly be turned into a pillar of salt.