THE FRENCH REPORT THE LEGAL HEIRS OF MARIE ANTOINETTE ARE SUING George Bush for besmirching her relative good reputation. They request lots of looting loot in compensation. These reports are not true. But they could be. When informed that the people had no bread, Marie Antoinette infamously said, “Let them eat cake.” And then she lost her head.
FOR PEOPLE WHO MAKE LESS BREAD, who now have nothing to eat, George Antoinette Bush sends a message loud and clear. They must eat something else, less sweet and more pungent than any bakery cake. We must all now eat what Bush serves up.
WE ARE ALL SO ROYALLY SCREWED In this Age of Unenlightenment, victims are told to take responsibility for others’ mistakes not their own. Victims are asked to be patient in their hunger. Wait a moment more please, then die. And do it off camera, sils vous plaites, while Bush plays at being king without care. Or is it queen?
WE ARE WITNESS TO ANCIENT TRAGEDY MADE NOW AGAIN NEW I blame the parents specifically the mother. When you get down to it, George Bush is truly a fortunate son of a five star bitch. Tearful, sobby W is the son of George H.W. Bush, but SOB Bush is the spawn of spiteful BARBARA, the white witch. Warm welcome now for the cold tale of George W. Bush, Oedipus Putz, now also known as Antoinette. MARIE ANTOINETTE MIGHT TELL BUSH THE SECRET To avoid losing your head, first don’t lose your heart. Sir, we are such stuff as bad dreams are made on. The fault, dear brute, is not in our stars, but in ourselves. So might say Marie, were her head still here with breath. Reports that we will hear complaint to Bush by Antoinette’s heirs are still untrue, but other complaints and a new republic await Bush tomorrow.
HAS THEIR EVER BEEN a leader more out of touch with the led?
[AGITPROP] KATRINA ONE WEEK LATER Say what you want about his extra-marital affair, but at least Clinton didn't cut funding and staff to FEMA for three straight years in a row like the Chimperor has. Thanks Dubya!Republic of T
notes that Al Gore was helping hurricane victims evacuate from New
Orleans and flying them to his home state of Tennessee. He kept these
actions under the radar without any fanfare unlike Bush's Friday
photo-ops. Last but not least, I recommend reading or watching Keith Olbermann's hard-hitting editorial from yesterday evening.