MY WIFE IS VERY ANGRY BUSH APPARENTLY HAS DECLARED THE WAR ON TERROR OVER. The FBI will now go after pornmongers and the real enemy sitting late at night in front of computer screens jacking it across the keyboard. While my wife is away in Washington to protest the war, I will have my hand in the fight. [story]
RECOMMENDED READING [Talk Left] The war on corporate crime must also have ended in victory. Is there
nothing left to vex the Justice Department but dirty movies?
THE HERETIK SAYS there is plenty more to vex the Justice Department, insofar as it has jerked the American people around previously as it consistently um comes across as the agency whose enforcement policies shore up the Bush Republican base.
JUST THE F*CKS, MA'AM [WaPo] Explicit sexual entertainment is a profit center for
companies including General Motors Corp. and Rupert Murdoch's News
Corp. (the two major owners of DirecTV), Time Warner Inc. and the
Sheraton, Hilton, Marriott and Hyatt hotel chains.
Gonzales endorses the rationale of predecessor Meese: that adult
pornography is a threat to families and children. Christian
conservatives, long skeptical of Gonzales, greeted the pornography
initiative with what the Family Research Council called "a growing
sense of confidence in our new attorney general."
THE HERETIK KNOWS PORN IS BIG um business. Whether Dick Cheney will beat around the Bush before he enters the rhetorical circle jerk remains to be seen. Bush must somhow satisfy the base.
GOD WILL GET YOU FOR THIS [Blogenlust] What these immature agents need to understand is that the War on Porn
is just as important to our homeland security as the War on Terror. Do
they think Hurricane Katrina was the result of enormous amounts of
heated moist air that was twisted high in the atmosphere and then began
to circle counterclockwise, which then generated winds between 74 and
200 miles per hour? Of course it wasn't. It was because of our
country's moral decay that God caused Katrina. Ergo, if we stop legal
porn marketed for adults, God might stop trying to drown us.
THE HERETIK LOOKS FORWARD to Big Brother stopping by and pawing through the nearest porn stash starting at Gonzales' house. Government will now um penetrate every nook and cranny of your life. Except in Alabama where some crannies shall not be violated.
MORE ON THE MADNESS from [The Moderate Voice] Sleep well, but hide your porn. Big Brother is out to get you. Unless
you have the good fortune to be a member of this new Porn Squad.
THE HERETIK MUST ASK THE AGE OLD QUESTION ABOUT THE POLICE Who will watch those who are watching the wackers? And how did things ever um get so wacked?