(LAUGHTER)
The White House Continues To Be A Cheery Place (THANK GOD). Even as things get WORSE in IRAQ (applause) and with ANOTHER HURRICANE headed our way(applause), the president has focus (applause). Tax cuts cannot and will not be stopped (applause). OPERATION OFFSET must be won. (applause)
If You Read Official White House Transcripts Of Events (sad), a reader finds things in parentheses (propaganda) that MIGHT BE OPEN TO MORE INTERPRETATION than the White House thinks (laughter). When the President stumbles or makes no sense (applause), it must be because he is a FUNNY, really good guy (LAUGHTER).
Fun Times. Just what are we supposed to be laughing about now?

One of the best! EXCELLENT! LMAO!
Posted by: Chuck | September 23, 2005 at 09:52 AM
Heretik rocks my world.
Posted by: Lauren | September 23, 2005 at 10:33 AM
Permit me to declare my undying admiration for your brain.
Posted by: Tata | September 23, 2005 at 10:37 AM
Brilliant! Not just because you linked to me either which is super cool, btw.
Posted by: catherine | September 23, 2005 at 10:50 AM
I read that story about the elderly folks who died on the bus this morning and cried and cried. This post is funny. But it's so hard to laugh these days.
Posted by: Roxanne | September 23, 2005 at 11:08 AM
Sir,that one shall live on,it's genius.
Jesus,what a country,huh? What a mess.
Posted by: An Angry Old Broad | September 23, 2005 at 12:15 PM
Bring out the catapults!
Heretik, what more can we say than "we're not worthy"?
Posted by: Red State Blues | September 23, 2005 at 02:45 PM
Thank you so much for this site. I come here to cheer myself up, of course. But I also admire your talent for dark humor, as well. Keep up the great work!
Posted by: TLV | September 24, 2005 at 06:13 PM
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