IN VAGINASTAN TODAY
Kos, the recently and freely elected King of Penistan, only has the most kindly thoughts for the tribe of Uteri. While the Uteri may think themselves proud citizens of an indepedent Vaginastan, kindly King Kos knows you are but the misguided children of a province of a greater Penistan. All praise to mighty Kos as he swings heaven's hammer.
With the power of right given to “the left,” kindly and all knowing King Kos shall take heaven’s hammer and a mighty big tent erect with his most excellent exertions. Many a pole will hold up this great tent for all of Penistan to take comfort in, both the Uteri and the Peni. But some of the poles should be acknowledged by all as larger and more important than others.
OTHER VOICES IN THIS STORY
[Someone Not to Be Confused with Stalin] [Just a Girl] [Insists on Being Labeled a Uteri] [The Tao of Daou] [Some Chick] [One of "Them"]
Children's Stories for Women.
First belly laugh of the day.
Posted by: Lauren | September 21, 2005 at 08:27 AM
Oh my good lord in heaven - LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Posted by: Shakespeare's Sister | September 21, 2005 at 08:57 AM
Props to The Heretik! I never realized we were living in a children's fantasy novel!
Posted by: media girl | September 21, 2005 at 09:36 AM
Heh heh heh heh heh Thanks for the morning brightener...what a great "children's" story! I got here from Shakespeare's Sister, and I'm glad I did.
Posted by: Karen M | September 21, 2005 at 09:42 AM
the heretik strikes again!!!! and with deadly accuracy. nice links too.
Posted by: dread pirate roberts | September 21, 2005 at 10:25 AM
FANTASTIC!!
From this long time poster at DKos (since Nov 2002) now banned (for inquiring if a shit kicker who hurls "traitor" at Democrats, democrats and lefties, is a staffer in the Schumer office... ;) this blog post does my heart good.
Kos has long been party muscle. Tired bloated muscle it is true... and helium lifted... but muscle.
ENOUGH!
Posted by: Marisacat | September 21, 2005 at 10:51 AM
F-a-b-u-l-o-u-s. Maybe laughter really is the best medicine. Props and more props to The Heretik.
Posted by: Jennifer | September 21, 2005 at 10:54 AM
Spot on, as always, Heretik. Stories from Vaginastan. He he he.
Posted by: Red State Blues | September 21, 2005 at 10:57 AM
Hey Heretik...love that subtle approach, babe. I linked back.
Posted by: Pam's House Blend | September 21, 2005 at 12:46 PM
You must see Escape from Penistan by TrueBlueDem!
Posted by: media girl | September 21, 2005 at 01:15 PM
Wonderful piece. KOS needs pricking, as it were.
Posted by: Kate Stone | September 21, 2005 at 02:11 PM
Eeehee hee hee hee! :)
Posted by: Rana | September 21, 2005 at 02:37 PM
Bwaa Ha Ha!
..and the mighty Kos rolled over and went to sleep...
Posted by: LayedBackGuy | September 21, 2005 at 03:14 PM
Kos who? After Adgate, I deblogrolled him and haven't looked back since. Wonderful work and great feakin' laugh for today.
Posted by: catherine | September 21, 2005 at 04:15 PM
No one is ever the freely elected king of Penistan. Actually, it's a lot like Florida.
Posted by: Diane | September 21, 2005 at 06:10 PM
Ah, humor! In this dark world, trapped in a monstrous pile of Republican shit, a shining star of humor to light the way of the Peni and Uteri, and lead them to a land of green rolling hills under a swift sunrise. One day, the Darkness shall lift and the servants of evil be turned to nothingness!
Posted by: Sticker-shock.org | September 21, 2005 at 06:56 PM
Outstanding.
Posted by: Roxanne | September 21, 2005 at 07:56 PM
Damn, you got *banned*, Marisacat? There was quite the little orgy of Party purging going on there for a while, wasn't there. Must've brought tears to the eyes of the shades of Kerensky and Trotsky...
Posted by: bellatrys | September 21, 2005 at 08:16 PM
Kinda in-jokey. Actually the more everyone talks about Kos (rather than just delinking him) the more attention he gets and, thus, the more popular he becomes. Let's just all ignore him and talk you up instead, Joe... would seem more productive...
Posted by: Elayne Riggs | September 21, 2005 at 08:52 PM
P-1 P-2 P-3 P-4 P-5 P-6 P-7 P-8 P-9 P-10 P-11 P-12 P-13 P-14 P-15 P-16 P-17 P-18 P-19 P-20 P-21 P-22 P-23 P-24 P-25 P-26 P-27 P-28 P-29 P-30
Posted by: Damien | January 11, 2006 at 02:34 AM