A HERETIK EXCLUSIVE !!!! Karl Rove Talks to the Heretik in an Exclusive Ongoing Criminal Interview
THE HERETIK: It's good to be with you here today. KARL ROVE: Might be good for you. Don't ask me about good.
THE HERETIK: Let's talk about good and evil. Some people say you are total evil. KARL ROVE: It's never been about me. Good, evil? There is no good or evil, not as far as I'm concerned. The more people were concerned about me, the better it was for the people I worked for. For me it was about better or worse. We always looked better where we could make the other guy look worse.
THE HERETIK: Okay, I'l throw out a name. . .. Ann Richards. KARL ROVE: Did her. Made her look bad. We looked good.
THE HERETIK: John McCain. KARL ROVE: Did him. Did him like a dog. Bark, bark. It was all poliitics. Hope he understands that.
THE HERETIK: John Kerry. KARL ROVE: Did him. But then he kind of did himself.
THE HERETIK: Hillary Clinton. KARL ROVE: Wanted to do her. But never did. Was my all time fantasy.
THE HERETIK: Is there anything you would like to ask the President? KARL ROVE: A pardon is probably out of the question. I don't expect McCain to forgive me. If it wasn't for me, Johnny Boy probably wouldn't be in the White House. You could tell him I recently have changed my mind on gay marriage.
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