KARL ROVE EXCLUSIVE
A HERETIK EXCLUSIVE !!!!
Karl Rove Talks to the Heretik in an Exclusive Ongoing Criminal Interview
THE HERETIK: It's good to be with you here today.
KARL ROVE: Might be good for you. Don't ask me about good.
THE HERETIK: Let's talk about good and evil. Some people say you are total evil.
KARL ROVE: It's never been about me. Good, evil? There is no good or evil, not as far as I'm concerned. The more people were concerned about me, the better it was for the people I worked for. For me it was about better or worse. We always looked better where we could make the other guy look worse.
THE HERETIK: Okay, I'l throw out a name. . .. Ann Richards.
KARL ROVE: Did her. Made her look bad. We looked good.
THE HERETIK: John McCain.
KARL ROVE: Did him. Did him like a dog. Bark, bark. It was all poliitics. Hope he understands that.
THE HERETIK: John Kerry.
KARL ROVE: Did him. But then he kind of did himself.
THE HERETIK: Hillary Clinton.
KARL ROVE: Wanted to do her. But never did. Was my all time fantasy.
THE HERETIK: Is there anything you would like to ask the President?
KARL ROVE: A pardon is probably out of the question. I don't expect McCain to forgive me. If it wasn't for me, Johnny Boy probably wouldn't be in the White House. You could tell him I recently have changed my mind on gay marriage.
MUST CREDIT HERETIK! MUST CREDIT HERETIK!! MUST CREDIT HERETIK!!!
OMG, I *LOVE* it! Thank you, Joe! What a bang to start my day with!
Posted by: Desi | July 19, 2005 at 06:35 AM
Marvelous work Joe. Like Matt at Tattered Coat said, you deserve the Koufax award for best photo-shopping.
Posted by: Agitprop | July 19, 2005 at 07:30 AM
LOL that made my day.
Posted by: Amanda | July 19, 2005 at 07:45 AM
"The Bitch Diaries"...that is just too much. Bravo once again!
Posted by: Kate | July 19, 2005 at 08:29 AM
Awesome work Mr. Heretik Sir!
Posted by: scadapaly | July 19, 2005 at 09:32 AM
From:
http://pissedonpolitics.blogspot.com/
But you could easily substitute Rove's name:
Lying, Cheating, Hurting
That's All Bush seems to do
Messing around with every oil man in town
Sending our boys off to die for his own misuse
'Don't care what people say
'Cause he's the Prez today
Gonna use his power
for political corruption and abuse
Feedin' the Rich
Killin' the Poor
making a pitch
You know its nothing new
3 years from now
Bush will be gone
run out of town
History, Bush, won't be kind to you
You're going back to Crawford to die in loneliness....
Bush
You're time is going to come...
Bush
Your time is going to come...
Posted by: Scadapaly | July 19, 2005 at 09:37 AM
Heretik, you get all the credit. But one question - who is going to play Karl in the movie based on the Bitch Diaries? Any thoughts?
Posted by: Pepper | July 19, 2005 at 10:54 AM
Great cover. Too bad Time didn't think of it.
Posted by: Rob | July 19, 2005 at 11:21 AM
If Divine wasn't dead, he'd get my vote for the Rove casting call...
Posted by: cruelanimal | July 19, 2005 at 11:50 AM
That is fantastic!
With Bush about to name a SCOTUS justice we need to keep the pressure on the media to continue to cover this issue- you know how they have a tendency to not be able to walk and chew gum at the same time so we need to continue to work to make sure people understand the link between Rove, plame and Bush's shoddy, deceitful case for war.
Posted by: Stacy | July 19, 2005 at 02:54 PM
LOL Heretik. Brilliant.
Kinda creepy in a karmic justice sort of way.
Posted by: carla | July 19, 2005 at 06:03 PM
Nice piece of work, Heretik.
Posted by: Swami | July 20, 2005 at 09:47 PM
Karl Rove is the lowest of the low when it comes to political operatives. I remember during the run for the Republican presidential nomination in 2000, he authored a quiet campaign in the south which depicted John McCain's adopted Bangladeshi daughter as the result of miscegenation (Reproduction by parents of different races). Implying that he had secretly sired a child with a Black woman somewhere along the line. Apparently in order to garner that coveted racist white vote down in old Dixie, and those deep bastions of right-wing higher learning like Bob Jones University, where miscegenation can get you expelled, if not lynched.
I like to imagine the irony and poetic justice of Karl Rove being indicted and eventually incarcerated under the current scandal. And perhaps he'll wind up in some Oz-like federal hole where "Turd blossom" will find himself a rather unwilling participant in an interracial relationship of his own. A relationship in which he plays the submissive role, does a lot of squealing and places numerous requests for cases of anal-ease. I wonder if he'll be banned from Bob Jones University after that.
I'm sorry I digress.
I must say, at the time I would've much preferred to see John McCain get the Republican nomination and become president, given Al Gore's obvious incompetence. But after he threw his full weight of support behind George W. Bush in 2004, I've subsequently lost all respect for McCain.
There is a point at which you must put politics aside and stand up for what is right, and stand against what's wrong. John McCain has picked his side, I hope he can live with it.
Posted by: Aaron | July 21, 2005 at 01:36 AM