BUSH TWINS TAKE HEAT IN IRAQ

BUSH TWINS: WE ARE READY TO TAKE THE HEAT IN IRAQ
First Twin Jenna Bush Today Gave The Heretik Her View of Iraq. “Dude, she says,”Iraq is the place to be this summer.” Second First Twin Barbara Bush added, “The Hamptons are so like done.  Iraq is totally hot.”

“Like a hundred thirty degrees hot, Celsius,” says First Twin Jenna Bush. “It’s Fahrenheit, Jenna.  A hundred thirty degrees Fahrenheit,” says Second First Twin Barbara Bush.” 

“F*ck Fahrenheit, B girl.  Daddy says there are some F words we can’t use,” First Twin Jenna Bush says. “ Celsius, F-heit, whatevs. The guys in uniform here can’t help but be hot.” 

“ We are ready to take some shots with our brave soldiers in a Hummer,” says Second First Twin Barbara Bush.  “Did you say brave soldier and hummer?” asks First Twin Jenna Bush.

“Yeah, we are so ready to take some shots with our brave soldiers,” adds Second Twin Barbara Bush. “ So long as those shots are followed by beer chasers, says First Twin Jenna Bush.

“Did you know most of the other Humvees in Iraq aren’t armored?” Barbara Bush says as she is lifted into the vehicle.  “Don’t think that is our problem,” says Jenna Bush.  “We are here to do our part, just so long as that Hummer’s  air conditioning’s cranking.”

 

Comments

[Missouri Mule]

Omygod! Where are my Depends?

[Pepper]

O Heretik, this is truly beautiful! Wow, I am thrilled at the idea of Jenna in a "Private Benjamin" role.

I have written on Jenna and Barbara many a time myself ... somehow the words "beer chaser" is always involved.

I am so, like, tracking back to this one, dude!

[Diane]

I have this linked over at my "Don't Worry About the Government" post. It cracked me up so much I almost couldn't read it. Thanks.

[Night Bird]

Orwell Meets Kafka

[Victoria Love]

Hell, No! Make Jenna GO!