BUSH TWINS TO CONTRIBUTE TO WAR EFFORT Enlist To Drink Until Mission Accomplished in Iraq. “Like our dad said,” First Twin Barbara Bush said. “The war is hard work.”
“So we will do some hard drinking,” added Jenna Bush. “We want to do our share in Iraq and more,” said Barbara Bush. “So we will drink our share in Iraq and more,” added First Twin Jenna Bush. “We are going to start making a contribution right now,” announced Barbara Bush. “Yes, we are going to start drinking right now,” added First Twin Jenna Bush.
Asked who would pay the tab in Iraq, Barbara Bush paused, before admitting, “Probably the Iraqis.” First Twin Jenna Bush added, “One thing is for sure, dude. We have never paid for anything. So I’m pretty sure it won’t be us.”