FROM THE EDITORS OF NEWSWEEK:
Okay. We Admit It. Our News Was Weak
And you know what? We are better for admitting our worst. We apologize for all our errors of the past and will have no more in the future. We now realize it’s a black and white world. We know what that means and we are ready to do our part, the part that has been assigned to us. We will no longer be coloring your news with our opinions. Look for even more leadership from us in the future. We will be All Right, All the Time TM. While our covers will continue to be full color, inside we will be only black and right.
Mia Culpa, Editor in Chief
If I have to hear Condi Rice, Donny Rumsfeld, Scott McClellan, or any other Bushtappo member decry the unfortunate death of 15 people over this incident, I am going to puke my brains out.
Do they think the American People are that stupid?
"Oh excuse the 1600 US Soldiers death and the 24,000 Iraqis slaughtered, instead focus on what NewsWeek did....."
its f*cking grotesque....
Posted by: NeoCon Crusher | May 18, 2005 at 01:54 PM
Hey Heretik, I think you just got yourself a job with the MSM. They would love that All Right, All the Time Can-Do attitude!
NewsWEAK...so true.
Posted by: Agitprop | May 18, 2005 at 02:30 PM