BUSH BURSTS INTO FLAMES
THE BUSH WAR ON EVERYTHING tm TOOK A TERRIBLE BEATING TODAY WHEN PEOPLE ACTUALLY HEARD WHAT HE WAS SAYING
People who were listening actually heard Bush's secrets revealed. Medievel methods: a catapult. Something that should loft stuff over our heads. Propaganda. Somebody needs to call Doctor Goebbels for a house call.
Bush managed to shoot himself in the ass at the same time he was gagging on the silver spoon in his mouth.
Bush's catapults of propaganda have burst into flame all over the internets.
Here are just a few notables. Drop a line in comments if you want to be added or have seen the catapult of propaganda story somewhere:
Thanks Again to Agitprop.
A least I think I should thank him.
Factesque Crooks and Liars
The Talking Lion
catapult the propaganda, catapult the propaganda, catapult the propaganda....
You know it makes a pretty good speech warmup exercise.
Posted by: mutant cat | May 26, 2005 at 09:40 AM
His speech coach probably told him
"if you can say catapult the propaganda 5 times fast then you'll be able to say anthing, even nuclear...."
Bush must have gotten so good at saying it after practicing that he decided "what the hell?" and said it anyway.
After all, if you lied and got us into a War and nobody seemed to care, would you ever really worry about what you said from then on out?
Posted by: NeoCon Crusher | May 26, 2005 at 02:47 PM
Bush shooting himself in the ass...
Lucifer forbid that we should be so ridiculously fortunate...
Posted by: Mimus Pauly | May 26, 2005 at 04:53 PM
Holy shit, he actually said that. I truly cannot believe they let this moron have a drivers licence much less run three companies and this country into the ground. He is a f*cking idiot. He may be peronable but he is an idiot through and through.
Posted by: Treban | May 26, 2005 at 05:12 PM
I can't keep track of all his catapults of propaganda. There's the war propaganda, the SS propaganda, the economy propaganda, the Bolton propaganda, etc., etc., and so forth. :P
Posted by: desi | May 26, 2005 at 05:26 PM
Hey there Red State Woman you look pretty fine. I'd like to invite you down to the horse stables and show you how I give Mr. Ed a good time. After that maybe we could kick back on my couch, drink some neer beer and eat pretzels while we watch Die Hard. Ooh and if Laura's not around I'd like to get that kiss you promised. Don't forget sweetie to catapult that propaganda!
Posted by: George W. Bush | May 26, 2005 at 05:48 PM
It's also on:
thedarkstuff.blogspot.com
casadelogo.typepad.com/factesque
www.first-draft.com
allspinzone.com/blog
dailykos.com
It's everywhere, it's everywhere - didn't get a "hit" on MSM yet, though!
Posted by: Karen | May 26, 2005 at 10:07 PM
Remember, though, what Bush said a couple of weeks ago: "I can only speak to myself." One can hope...
Posted by: Steve Bates | May 26, 2005 at 11:34 PM
nice, comfy place you got here :)..
Posted by: guile | May 27, 2005 at 12:46 AM
Major thanks for the link! I think that's the first one we've had on another blog.
Posted by: Patrick Kirts | May 28, 2005 at 01:38 PM
No problem, Patrick "Talking Lion" Kirts. Keep up the fine work!
Posted by: The Heretik | May 28, 2005 at 02:49 PM