(AND HE'S NOT JUST TRYING TO GET LAID IN A VERY RIGHT, VERY SMART, LEFTY KIND OF WAY)
Yes, the hard headed one, The Heretik, has a soft spot. He really hearts the Uppity Ones, the wenches who combine a sense of outrage with a sense of humor. Oy, we could use a sense of humor here. In the current War on Everything TM, the War Between Fun and Evil TM is a serious front of attack. You can't be serious, Heretik. Do you really believe that The Penis People and the Estrogenated Elite can work together in The Fight That Must Be Won TM?
Recently The Heretik announced via Trish Wilson that he was starting up a Wise Woman blog roll. The Heretik got a note from Ms Populi that said:
To be honest, I'm not as wise as any of the women currenlty on your
role or any who have commented on this post, but I do have something
interesting to say every 3rd day or so. ;-)
Oy, Ms. Populi, you are so wrong! The Heretik knows a strong voice when he hears one. When you work the Desk at the Mouth of Hell TM, you get to hear a lot of strong voices, most of them screams from the far side of the fiery gates.
In the current War on Everything TM and on the Serious Front, the Battle Between Fun and Evil TM, The Penis People and the Estrogenated Elite must unite against those who would dick us all. Let our mutual rallying cry be: DICK CHENEY BEFORE HE DICKS YOU!
In Blogostan today, a new President for Life has been named: PINKO FEMINIST HELLCAT RULES! If there are any of The Penis People who are asking what can they do in The Fight That Must Be One TM besides offering yet another very original "Fuck Bush" comment over at Atrios, such Weenied Ones are selling themselves um short.
THE HERETIK SAYS GIVE IN TO THE FEMININE SIDE, DUDE (and that feminine side doesn't have to be yours. You can let it be someone else's).
Michael Berube has. Are you saying you are better than him, Fuck Bush Commenter over at Atrios? No one kicks as much ass as Michael Berube unless it is one of Pinko Feminist Hellcats Ministers. (Note to Heretik Self: Trademark Feministers tomorrow. No need not to make a buck in the battle.) NTodd has capitulated and admitted there are Women Political Bloggers. Kevin Drum is MIA. But enought about the testosterone, on to the estrogen!
Now here they are: The Poster Womanettes for Women Who Blog in a Political Kind of Way! Here they are: The Vixens of Vengeance! Here they are: Archangels at The Apocalypse!
Jesus, Heretik, you talk a lot. Get on with it already. It's not like you are giving some kind of command performance like Jesus' General. (Note to Heretik Self: Remember you are no Jesus' General.)
Okay, fine. It's not like The Heretik has feelings. No feelings, none. But The Heretik would admit that when you work the long hours Reporting at The Desk at the Mouth of Hell, more than your ass in the hotseat gets burned.
President-for-Life Announces New Minister Appointments
The response to my competition was overwhelming! It's good to know
that the virtues of nepotism, bribery, and general corruption are not
dead here in the U.S.--or abroad. I'd like to thank all of my new
ministers, and hope they prosper well in their new positions. They'd
better. I expect kickbacks.
Chalicechiq will be known from this moment on as the Minister of Religious Education.
Part of the duties of this position is to elimate the "fuzzy bunny
crap." The psycho bunny crap is all good--that's the Minister of the
Mudane and Surreal's area.
sju-sjukskoterska is now the Minister for the Colonies. Just remember Sju, as part of our glorious New Manifest Destiny,
I have an affirmative action program in place for those who would like
to apply for the position of downtrodden people. Bascially, it's for
Michael Bérubé is the Minister of Culture and Beer.
(Alcohol does seem to be popular--you boozing ministers will just have
to work it out. Or, better yet, you could indulge in some serious
public mudslinging. That would be very entertaining, not to mention
useful. I'd be able to rip off the Treasury undetected while the NY
Times wrong its hands over your naughty behavior.)
Michael thought the Minister of Coffee would be a good title, but I'm holding that for Rook, because he asked for it on Elyane's blog. Ahem, please post here, Rook.
I'm holding the Minister of Whacking Stupid People On The Head, for Head Nurse and Minister of Kicking Your Stupid Right Wing Ass for Hakinimomma. I'm holding the Minister of Duplicity for Marina Voz. What I said to Rook goes for you, too. Post here, and I'll award your ministries officially.
Corndog is the Minister of Science and the Minister of Deep Fried Crunchy Goodness.
Mrs. McMuffin is the Minister of the Special Relationship;
she will ensure that everyone will know why a British woman will laugh
and laugh when you tell her that her husband would look smashing in red
suspenders, and why a Yank will look at you funny when you say you'd
like a pair of red braces.